Dewey Duck quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Scrooge

[holding an armful of treasure] Ha! Remember the old saying, kids. "Beans, beans, the magical fruit, just plant your beans, then grab some loot."

Dewey

Man, I've been saying that rhyme all wrong.

Dewey

[as they attend a Glomgold event at the museum] So what are we doing here anyway?

Scrooge

As upstanding citizens of note, it's our responsibility to support Duckburg's cultural institutions. [approaches the buffet] And these cocktail weenies are on Glomgold's dollar.

Louie

Aren't you rich? Why do you need free food?

Scrooge

I didn't get rich by wasting money. I got rich by besting my enemies. Stock up, lads!

Louie

What is it? A cursed villain?

Dewey

A villainous curse?

Huey

A... um... Man, I hate going third.

Scrooge

Worse. It's my ex!

Goldie

Fine. We team up. With our two halves of the map, we can finally find the Golden Lagoon.

Scrooge

And why should I trust you?

Goldie

Because it's gold, because it's a treasure you never found, and because you're Scrooge McDuck.

You think you know me so well.

[entering the room] Date! Date! Date!

It's not a date!

Webby

Wait, where are Huey and Louie?

Dewey

Who?

Webby

Um, your brothers?

Dewey

Uh, Webby, I don't have brothers. I'm an only child.

Webby

Don't be ridicu- [gasp] Oh no! We must be in some sort of dystopian alternate dimension!

Dewey

Calm down, everything is fine.

Webby

Exactly what an evil Dewey-doppleganger would say! [tackles Dewey] Give it up, Dew-pelganger! Where is Dewey?!

Huey

Webby, stop! That is Dewy!

Louie

He's just doing a Dewey thing!

Webby

Oh. [lets go of Dewey]

Dewey

[to Huey and Louie] Thank you, good Samaritans. You restored my faith in the kindness of random strangers.

Huey

Not even one hour in, and your stupid "Only Child Day" has already almost gotten one of us killed.

Webby

Only-what-now?

Dewey

It's a beautiful holiday!

Huey

That he made up.

Dewey

Where for a whole day, we get to be sibling-free and do all the amazing things that an only child gets to do! Make our marks on the world!

Louie

Not have to answer to anyone!

Huey

Be horribly alone?

Dewey

For once!

Dewey

[after Webby crawls out of the Security-bot] How did you get in there?

Webby

Oh, I just jammed it open and ripped out a bunch of wires to make room. What were you doing?

Dewey

[nervously] What? Me? Nothing! [closing the closet door, the light fades on the Louie Lamp; impersonating Louie's voice] She knows. [to the lamp] Shut up, Louie!

Huey

Beagle Boys.

Louie

Psycho rich kid.

Dewey

Haywire robot.

[in unison] Brothers again? Brothers again! Triple threat!

Scrooge

[to the boys as they watch television] I'm off for a little trip. Uncle Donald's in the pantry if you need anything. If I don't come back, it's been a pleasure knowing you all.

[uninterested] Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. Sure.

Louie

Shhhhhh...

Huey

[on hiding Tenderfeet in their room] We gotta keep him a secret! Uncle Scrooge is on the hunt!

Louie

Which is why we should hand him over. The last thing I need is Scrooge snooping around and finding any number of my devious, yet delightful schemes.

Huey

You mean all those schemes we know about?

Dewey

Sure would be a shame if Uncle Donald found out about that "charity" he's been donating to for the past three years.

Louie

Hey, "Louie's Kids" takes Uncle Donald's donations for children in need. Children like me. Children exactly like me. It's for me.

Louie

How do you keep losing a giant monster?

Huey

Just because we like him better than you doesn't mean you have to hate him.

Louie

Wait, what? I am your brother! You met this thing like a day ago!

Dewey

Well, he never tricked me into doing his laundry. Yeah. I know about that.

Huey

[sad] When we first met, there was a thorn in your paw, but now...

Dewey

[places hand over his heart] ... It's in here.

Louie

[leans in close; whispers] I win. [dramatically] Now go back from whence you came! This is for your own good. [repeatedly hitting him] Go on! Get out of here! Go! Go! Go! ["Tenderfeet" leaves] Bye, Tenderfeet, I love you, have fun living in the gross woods and not our awesome mansion anymore!

Huey

We are beyond lost, and- Is this compass a sticker?

Launchpad

Ha ha! Stickers are for kids! Grownups call them decals.

Huey

Then how do you navigate?

Launchpad

Instincts. A keen eye. Quick thinking. [panics as he nearly crashes into a mountain, only to dodge at the last moment] ... And a cool head.

Dewey

A cool head needs a cool hat. Not unlike this bold and daring chapeau. And the story behind it is equally bold and daring.

Huey

Do you mind doing whatever it is you're doing later? I'm trying to get us home safe, and... This radar is an ant farm?

Dewey

Listen, this has been great, but I should take my hat and go. Everyone will wanna hear about where I've been.

Or you could have this bigger hat... Captain Dewey.

Dewey

Wait, what now?

You've taught us to be our own pirates, and stand out. Now it's our turn to stand out, behind you.

So, Captain. Who will be the first to witness the talents of the Dread Pirate Dewey?

Webby

You still haven't told your brothers what we found out about your mom?

Dewey

Tell them what exactly? She took the Spear of Selene? We have no idea what that means. We don't even know what it looks like. Why get them in a panic when this could all be a dead end?

Webby

Because... honesty?

Dewey

[looks deep in thought] Mmm... mhmm... mhmm... mhmm...

Webby

Why do you always do that?

Dewey

Do what?

Webby

Whenever you want to ignore something, you stare into the distance and pretend you're thinking.

Dewey

I'm trying to protect my brothers from finding out something that could upset them.

Webby

And keeping an earth-shattering secret from them that could destroy your brotherhood wouldn't upset them?

Dewey

[looks deep in thought] Mmm... mhmm... mhmm... mhmm...

Dewey

[in a room full of golden keys] Oh man! How are we gonna find one gold key in all this? Well, good try everyone. You should head back. Way to go.

Louie

[popping up from the keys, examining one key] Found it. Real gold weighs more than Fool's gold, so you just search the bottom of the pile. You know, check the luster, and the karat quality, and boom. Pure gold key. [beat] What? You like nerd stuff, I like gold. Come on.