Foxxy quotes from Drawn Together

Those goddamned cunt shit dumbass piss fuck meatball dick cock motherfuckers!

Splattered 'cross the hood, bloody guts and pain! (Crashy Smashy my oh my.) Compound fracture, puncture lung, bashed in brains! (Crashy Smashy Die Die Die!) Crunchy, cracky, smacky, wacky! All that's left...Is best friend puddin' topped with asphault death! Hey crashy smashy! (Another statistic!) Crash and Die! (Crashy smashy my oh my) Crash and Die! (Crashy smashy die die die) Crash and Die! (Crashy smashy my oh my) Crash and Diiiiiiiie! (Crashy smashy die die die)

What is this thing in my mouth?

I got a mayonnaise momma on my licking hole, oh yeah, Foxxy's gettin' some.

It's really quite thrilling.

That's right now, you know.

I think I taste a filling.

And it's solid gold.

Never dreamed I'd be so willing to let myself go.

Tell me about it, I'm totally frenchin' a racist ho!

This black chick's tongue. What a wonderful feeling.

Damn, where'd this bitch get her earrings?

I've never had so much fun.

As with this black chick's tongue.

How cool is this? We've only been here a day and I already find myself in a three way

So you see, Clara. You can't get pregnant from a kiss.

But...[She stands up and runs off into upstairs] But...Oh no! [crying]

Well, what's wrong now? You should be happy you ain't pregnant.

No man will ever want to put his pee-pee in my giggy!

Really, when you was but a child. Your evil stepfather put a curse on your vagina?

What? Weren't you paying attention? My evil stepmother. Mother placed a curse on me.

Uh, DUUUUUH!

I never understood why she did it...until now. No man will ever want to enjoy the special hug with me. She did it so I'd never find my true love. [crying] Oh, but please, please don't tell anybody about my secret, and I'm afraid I must ask you guys to keep my secret with a pinky swear.

I pinky swear.

Ugh! Fine, I swear too.

Octopussoir

[gravelly voice] I pinky swear.

[knocks on door] Hey, Clara, Toot told us you have a monster for a vagina and we want to have a house meeting about it.

How is that even possible? [stares at Toot]

Oopsey-Tootsey. I couldn't help myself.

La la la la labia baby you got something for me.

In your wizard's sleeve.

La la la la labia baby you got something for me.

Some sweet PT.

Hoochie coochie, gitchy gitchy, yeah, yeah, yeah, Gotta snatcha, gonna catcha, yatcha, yeah yeah yeah, Binja minja, bearded clam. Furry burger, smiley sam. La la la la labia baby you got something for me.

Octopussoir

Oh, yes siree!

Fluffy muffy stuffy in the yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta fever for the beaver weaver, yeah yeah yeah, Honey pot peachie pie.

Octopussoir

Take it to the Y-clef.

La la la la labia baby you got something for me.

In your wizard's sleeve.

La la la la labia baby you got something for me.

Some sweet PT.

Bushy bushy, fishy squishy, yeah, yeah, yeah. Smelly jelly underbelly yeah yeah yeah. La la la la labia, baby you got something for me

In your wizard's sleeve.

La la la la labia baby you got something for me.

Some sweet PT.

Cookie nookie, slitty kitty, yeah, yeah, yeah, I diggy giggy, murky wiggy, yeah, yeah, yeah. La la la la labia baby you got something for me

In your wizard's sleeve.

La la la la labia, baby you got something for me

Some sweet PT.

La la la la labia, baby you got something for me

in your wizard's sleeve.

La la la la labia, baby you got something for me

Some sweet PT.

There's got to be a way a break this curse.

The only person who knows how is my evil stepmother. And I can't ask her. We're in a fight. Fine. I'll call her on my mirror. Call evil step-mom.

Ah, well, well, well, look who's finally calling to apologize.

I'm not apologizing! You should apologize!

For what, trying to make you happy?

You thought marrying my father would make me happy?!

You never gave me a chance!

Why should I? You're not my mother!

I never said I was!

THEN STOP PRETENDING TO BE!

Clara, your mother's dead! [gasps in shock] The good lord and your father's drunken carriage driving took her away from us, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

I miss her. I miss her so much, it hurts. I'm sorry.

Me too, dear. Me too. OK, now that we got that cleared up, I should probably tell you how to break the pesky little curse.

Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Do tell me how to break the curse...Mom.

Oh, Clara, thank you.

[knocking on door] Xandir, please come on out. It's totally cool that you're gay, stop beatin' yourself up.

Seriously, Xandir, it's not your place to punish yourself, it's God's!

Xandir

[in the bathroom] Leave me alone! I'm taking another gay test!

What? The only test in there is a pregnancy test!

Xandir

Oh, great, now I've got two problems.

The considerable alternative is anorexia. All the benefits of bulimia with none of the mess.

Does it really work?

Xandir

Of course it works! All you have to do is make sure to look in the mirror every day and see yourself as ugly and obese, no matter how much weight you lose.

Ling-Ling

Then everyone's happy.

OK, here's how it's gonna go down. I'm going to finish my hair. Spanky, you order the pizza. And Clara, you go into the confessional and tell the camera how you never felt so alive.

[In confessional] My first naughty prank! I have never felt so alive!

You now found the treasure firmly in your hand, but then you woke up.

And it had turned to sand and now you have to face the facts.

Spanky

It's a huge shit sandwich.

Xandir

And you have to take a bite.

Ling-Ling

It's a huge shit sandwich.

And you got to take a big old steamin' bite.

Of the shit sandwich.

Xandir

You dreamed of A-list parties.

A talk show on late night.

But those dreams burned up like a concert with Great White.

Xandir

And you're like a club owner without insurance.

It's a huge shit sandwich.

Ling-Ling

And you have to take a bite.

It's a huge shit sandwich.

And you have to take a

Big old steamin' bite

Of the shit sandwich.

[In confessional] The producers told us that we must start a business of our choosing. I wanted to have a bake sale, but the stereotypes had other ideas.

Xandir

Let's open a hair salon!

Ooh, we could shine shoes!

Ling Ling

I say full-release massage parlor that serves wok-fried puppies!

LET'S EAT POTATO SALAD!!!

[In confessional] Finally we all agreed...

A suicide hotline!

Suicide hotline? Who the hell came up with that?

(in confessional) Goddamned white producers with their goddamned white flashes. They can edit us to make us say whatever they want. My taint is made out of bacon. STOP IT! Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, my taint. 100% pure bacon.

I'm cured! Oh, I'm cured! My therapist made me realize that it's not my fault my parents are dead. I couldn't have stopped Zebulon from crashing into the sun.

You mean the planet Zebulon? Zebulon didn't crash into no sun, Captain Tardo.

What'choo talkin' 'bout, Foxxy?

Zebulon is a triving planet with a booming economy.

Huh, yeah right. [snort] As if.

We order Zebulonese takeout food all the time. You love the deep fried Zebulonads.

I never put the two together.

Spanky

Don't you remember? We went to Zebulon for spring break.

Dude, I was so wasted the whole time!

Xandir

Plus, we're stealing out cable from Zebulon.

Okay, okay! I get it!

Spanky

How else could we watch Everybody Loves Zorgleblat? Man, I hate that Patricia Hetenglab, what a clexblunt.

Well then, if Zebulon didn't blow up, that would mean...my parents are still alive...oh my God. Oh my God! OH MY GOD!

And I don't want to be responsible for no stupid-ass suicide hotline.

Oh, come on, Foxxy, this time it'll be different. We'll stick with it!

: I lit a homeless girl on fire!

What the? That's horrible! Who said that?

Fire's happy now.

Freeze, douchebags!

Jeff! What you doing?

My name isn't Jeff. My real name is Jeffery and I'm part of an undercover sting unit called the Special Tactical Operations Unit to Catch People Who Set Up Suicide Hotlines Because of a Reality Show Challenge and Then Didn't Follow Through on Them So They Caused the People Who Needed Them to Take Their Own Lives and Then They Changed their Minds When They Realized Not All People Should Be Forced to Live So They Try to Assist Someone in Euthanasia, or as we call it for short, the STOUTCPWSUSHBOARSCATDFTOTSTCTPWNTTTTMWTRNAPSBFTLSTTTASIE Team.

Goddamn hotline!

I can't go back to jail! I won't go back! [She jumps and through the window, screaming as she falling to her death]