Bambi quotes from Drawn Together

Oh, friends?! Oh, friends?! Gather round! I have some stupendous news for all of us. I was able to convince Mr. Hero to rid the world of all assault rifles and armor-piercing bullets.

That's right, loyal servants, our plan is working. And now, the war begins!

Xandir

Hero, using assault rifles and armour-piercing bullets to hunt? Don't you think that's a bit excessive?

Screw you all! It's my right to use these weapons anyway I please, and nothing is going to change my mind.

You killed my mother!

Sucks to be you!

[cries] I'm so sad and so cute! I miss mommy!

I know, broham, but I was just hunting. Ever since the prehistoric cave Jews hunted down Jesusaurses, slaughtering defenceless creatures has been our nation's pastime.

I'm not saying you need to stop hunting…

Bitchin'!

But using assault rifles and armor-piercing bullets is just not fair.

Huh?

Just give us a fighting chance, Mr. Hero. Maybe mommy would have lived! [crying]

Guess again! It's me, Bambi!

Just because I'm dating your mother it doesn't mean we have to hang out all the time.

You humans have hunted us since the dawn of time. And now, it is our turn to hunt you! Attack!