[Clara is doing an interpretive dance, humming]
Really, when you was but a child. Your evil stepfather put a curse on your vagina?
What? Weren't you paying attention? My evil stepmother. Mother placed a curse on me.
I never understood why she did it...until now. No man will ever want to enjoy the special hug with me. She did it so I'd never find my true love. [crying] Oh, but please, please don't tell anybody about my secret, and I'm afraid I must ask you guys to keep my secret with a pinky swear.
[they look at Toot]
Octopussoir[gravelly voice] I pinky swear.
[knocks on door] Hey, Clara, Toot told us you have a monster for a vagina and we want to have a house meeting about it.
How is that even possible? [stares at Toot]
Oopsey-Tootsey. I couldn't help myself.
[Lyrics to La-la-la-la Labia]
La la la la labia baby you got something for me.
SHSpanky and Captain Hero
In your wizard's sleeve.
La la la la labia baby you got something for me.
SHSpanky and Captain Hero
Some sweet PT.
Hoochie coochie, gitchy gitchy, yeah, yeah, yeah, Gotta snatcha, gonna catcha, yatcha, yeah yeah yeah, Binja minja, bearded clam. Furry burger, smiley sam. La la la la labia baby you got something for me.
Octopussoir
Oh, yes siree!
Fluffy muffy stuffy in the yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta fever for the beaver weaver, yeah yeah yeah, Honey pot peachie pie.
Octopussoir
Take it to the Y-clef.
La la la la labia baby you got something for me.
SHSpanky and Captain Hero
In your wizard's sleeve.
La la la la labia baby you got something for me.
SHSpanky and Captain Hero
Some sweet PT.
Bushy bushy, fishy squishy, yeah, yeah, yeah. Smelly jelly underbelly yeah yeah yeah. La la la la labia, baby you got something for me
SHSpanky and Captain Hero
In your wizard's sleeve.
La la la la labia baby you got something for me.
SHSpanky and Captain Hero
Some sweet PT.
Cookie nookie, slitty kitty, yeah, yeah, yeah, I diggy giggy, murky wiggy, yeah, yeah, yeah. La la la la labia baby you got something for me
SHSpanky and Captain Hero
In your wizard's sleeve.
La la la la labia, baby you got something for me
SHSpanky and Captain Hero
Some sweet PT.
La la la la labia, baby you got something for me
SHSpanky and Captain Hero
in your wizard's sleeve.
La la la la labia, baby you got something for me
SHSpanky and Captain Hero
Some sweet PT.
Octopussoir
Two pieces of advice, princess: one, you won't wanna change your body if you learn to love it. And two, when you wipe, it's front to back.
NNarrator
An important lesson was learned that day on Wisteria Lane: even the slimiest cunt can get a job in real estate.
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