Jew Producer quotes from Drawn Together

(offscreen) This is the Drawn Together house, where eight different cartoon characters from all over the animated universe will live together in front of a million cameras. Introducing: Princess Clara, a musical and bigoted fairy tale princess. Wooldoor Sockbat, a fucking annoying, wacky whatchamacallit. Foxxy Love, a mystery-solving musician with a sweet ass. Toot, a black-and-white heartthrob from '20s. Plus, she's fat. Ling-Ling, a sociopathic Asian trading-card battle monster. Xandir, a totally gay video game adventurer. Spanky Ham, a crass internet download who farts on retards. Captain Hero, another person in the house. This is Drawn Together, the first ever animated reality television show, ever.

So cast, what'cha doin'?

Spanky

Same old, same old. What's with you?

Just hosting the season finale.

Spanky

How's that going?

Not too well. I shot someone.

Captain Hero, fan rumor has it that your relationship with Xandir has continued since the show ended.

Oh, you got it all wrong, habibe. Xandir had an affair with Tim Tommerson, not me. [everyone laughs] Fine, I'll prove it. Tim!

Xandir

Oh my God, Tim! I thought you loved me!

Why would he love you when he could have all this? [Rips off his shirt and flexes his muscles]

You have something to say?

Those ain't real! Check these out! [flashes her breasts]

Toot, you suck, yet you keep returning. How do you explain this phenomenon?

Well, how do you explain your fugly face!?

I was burned in a horrible accident. It's quite sad, really.

Captain Hero, the votes are in, and you are...safe!

Oh my God! I love you, America! So why shouldn't we have a fucking baby?!