(The gang tries to pull the plug on Jeffery's life support as his last dying wish)
Freeze, douchebags!
(Jeffery reveals himself to be an undercover cop)
Jeff! What you doing?
My name isn't Jeff. My real name is Jeffery and I'm part of an undercover sting unit called the Special Tactical Operations Unit to Catch People Who Set Up Suicide Hotlines Because of a Reality Show Challenge and Then Didn't Follow Through on Them So They Caused the People Who Needed Them to Take Their Own Lives and Then They Changed their Minds When They Realized Not All People Should Be Forced to Live So They Try to Assist Someone in Euthanasia, or as we call it for short, the STOUTCPWSUSHBOARSCATDFTOTSTCTPWNTTTTMWTRNAPSBFTLSTTTASIE Team.
Goddamn hotline!
I can't go back to jail! I won't go back! [She jumps and through the window, screaming as she falling to her death]
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