[Josh and the Campfire Kids arrive at the Premiere]
Alright, Campfire Kids, huddle up.
WendySo what movie are we seeing?
We're not seeing a movie. We're here to learn about wilderness navigation.
[all the Campfire Kids groan]
[sarcastically] Thank you, Pete. Now, what would you do if someone dropped you off in the middle of nowhere?
I'd call Mom on my phone.
Say you didn't have your phone.
It's broken! It fell in the lake, a bear ate it, the point is you're lost! And all you have is a compass and a topographical map of the region.
So, I have a compass and a topographical map, but I don't have my cell phone?
[beat] That tears it, we're seeing a movie!
[the Campfire Kids cheer]
[in Drake and Josh's room, Josh makes his bed until Drake arrives]
No. My problem is Wendy, your little forest fire kid.
Yeah, who's obsessed with me. Today, she verbally assaulted my date. And look, Megan found her notebook.
[hands Wendy's notebook to Josh]
Oh-ho. She wrote "Drake and Wendy" over and over. [flips through every page] Hey. If you flip through the pages really fast, there's a little cartoon of you two walking and holding hands.
[shows it to Drake]
Oh, yeah, I wonder-- [flings the notebook in the air] D'OH, THIS IS NO TIME FOR ANIMATION! She's obsessed with me!
Oh, yeah? Here, check out her answering machine.
[walks over to the phone, then starts dialing Wendy's home number and presses a button]
Wendy
[on answering machine] Hi, this is Wendy. Drake's not here right now. But if he were, that would be so awesome! I love you, Drake! Please leave a message.
[the phone beeps]
So? She has a crush on you. It's cute. When I was her age, I had a crush on Oprah.
She's inspirational! Dude, don't worry about Wendy. This week, she loves you. Next week, she'll love...
Fine. I just hope you're right.
I am right. And you should really give Oprah a chance, she is quite--
[they hear knocking on their window]
[they walk over to find out, Drake opens the blinds and is shocked to see Wendy with a jar of pickles]
Aah! Wendy? What are you doing here?
Wendy
I brought you some pickles. Oh, and will you marry me? [Drake closes the blinds on her, then turns to Josh and is irritated] They're vertically sliced for sandwiches!
[Drake arrives home from school and confronts Wendy after putting flyers with his picture all over his school]
Wendy
Hey, Drake!
Wendy
Baby, what's wrong?
You know how much trouble your little flyers caused me? Everyone in my entire school made fun of me today because of you.
Wendy
They just don't understand our relationship.
We don't have a relationship. You got it? I'm not gonna sing a song for you, and I'm not your boyfriend. I'm not even your friend. So, just leave me alone. [walks away]
PPete
So when's the wedding?
[the Campfire Kids laugh and Wendy runs away]
You know that wasn't nice.
PPete
Who said I was nice?
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