Josh, Wendy and others in “Unfinished Business”

Josh

Alright, Campfire Kids, huddle up.

Wendy

So what movie are we seeing?

Josh

We're not seeing a movie. We're here to learn about wilderness navigation.

You're the worst!

Josh

[sarcastically] Thank you, Pete. Now, what would you do if someone dropped you off in the middle of nowhere?

Megan

I'd call Mom on my phone.

Josh

Say you didn't have your phone.

Megan

I always have my phone.

Josh

The battery's dead.

Megan

I always carry a-

Josh

It's broken! It fell in the lake, a bear ate it, the point is you're lost! And all you have is a compass and a topographical map of the region.

Megan

So, I have a compass and a topographical map, but I don't have my cell phone?

Josh

[beat] That tears it, we're seeing a movie!