Good morning class. My name is Mr. Nichols. Now, today we're going to be learning about the atom.
No, I mean we'll be learning about molecular bonding. Now, I'm going to be teaching you guys all kinds of cool stuff about chemistry. So, you're going to need these special textbooks.
KatieAdvanced molecular theory?
AAdam
[while having a college textbook on his desk] Uh, this is a college textbook!
Excuse me, Megan, I'm your teacher!
Sorry, Mr. Boob. This stuff is way to hard for us.
[Megan's class mumble]
Shh! Alright, look, I believe that kids are way more capable then you're givin' credit for.
BBoy
Kevin's eating glue!
[takes the glue away from Kevin] Don't you know your not supposed to eat glue!? [Kevin mumbles with his mouth full of glue] Look, I just think that young people need to be challenged and I'm Mr. Challenge!
Katie
You said you're Mr. Nichols!
AAdam
I thought he was Mr. Boob!
[Megan's class laugh]
Hey, watch it. Alright, I can be quick with the timeouts! Just saying!
Katie
That guy's your brother?
Katie
I'm so sorry.
[with German accent] Alright, I am a very famous person. Who am I?
Katie
A hobo?
No. Hobos aren't famous. Now, here's the hint. I am a famous scientist.
No. Harry Potter is a wizard. Think. I am a German scientist.
[in his normal accent] Dude, I'm Albert Einstein! You should know this from your homework last night.
I told you, we weren't doing it.
Wait a minute. None of you did your homework?
Katie
I tried to, but I couldn't figure it out, so I asked my mom to help me.
Katie
She couldn't figure it out, either. So, she asked my dad, and then he got mad and went to a motel.
Well, then I guess I'm going to have to give you all a pop quiz.
[Megan's class complain]
OKOne kid
That's not even fair!
Yo, Einstein. If you give us a quiz on homework we didn't do, we're gonna fail!
You shouldn've thought of that when you weren't doing your homework.
Katie
Your brother is getting on my nerves.
AAdam
Yeah, he's bugging me, too.
HMs. Hunter
[comes in] Alright children- Oh no! Security! We've got another hobo in the classroom!
[the security guard sprays Josh's face]
I'm not a hobo! STAND DOWN!
Hey, guys. [her friends stare at her] Happy birthday, Katie.
Katie
Oh, hi, Megan.
I think you're gonna love this!(Talking about her present)
Katie
Uh, didn't you get my text message?
Katie
The one where I un-invited to this party.
Um, why would you un-invite me?
BBoy
Cause nobody wants you here.
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