[with German accent] Alright, I am a very famous person. Who am I?
A hobo?
No. Hobos aren't famous. Now, here's the hint. I am a famous scientist.
Harry Potter.
No. Harry Potter is a wizard. Think. I am a German scientist.
A hobo!
[in his normal accent] Dude, I'm Albert Einstein! You should know this from your homework last night.
I told you, we weren't doing it.
Wait a minute. None of you did your homework?
I tried to, but I couldn't figure it out, so I asked my mom to help me.
And?
She couldn't figure it out, either. So, she asked my dad, and then he got mad and went to a motel.
Well, then I guess I'm going to have to give you all a pop quiz.
[Megan's class complain]
WHAT?!
That's not even fair!
Yo, Einstein. If you give us a quiz on homework we didn't do, we're gonna fail!
You shouldn've thought of that when you weren't doing your homework.
Your brother is getting on my nerves.
Yeah, he's bugging me, too.
It's not my fault.
[comes in] Alright children- Oh no! Security! We've got another hobo in the classroom!
[the security guard sprays Josh's face]
I'm not a hobo! STAND DOWN!
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