Good morning class. My name is Mr. Nichols. Now, today we're going to be learning about the atom.
Oh! My names Adam.
No, I mean we'll be learning about molecular bonding. Now, I'm going to be teaching you guys all kinds of cool stuff about chemistry. So, you're going to need these special textbooks.
Advanced molecular theory?
[while having a college textbook on his desk] Uh, this is a college textbook!
I know
Yo, boob.
Excuse me, Megan, I'm your teacher!
Sorry, Mr. Boob. This stuff is way to hard for us.
[Megan's class mumble]
Shh! Alright, look, I believe that kids are way more capable then you're givin' credit for.
Kevin's eating glue!
[takes the glue away from Kevin] Don't you know your not supposed to eat glue!? [Kevin mumbles with his mouth full of glue] Look, I just think that young people need to be challenged and I'm Mr. Challenge!
You said you're Mr. Nichols!
I thought he was Mr. Boob!
[Megan's class laugh]
Hey, watch it. Alright, I can be quick with the timeouts! Just saying!
That guy's your brother?
Yeah.
I'm so sorry.
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