[about Master Roshi allowing the marriage to go through] Out of the question. You know you have to clear that with me first.
Aw, come on.
We'll see. It's possible. As long as I get to kiss the bride first.
Dragon Ball Z · Season 4
[about Master Roshi allowing the marriage to go through] Out of the question. You know you have to clear that with me first.
Aw, come on.
We'll see. It's possible. As long as I get to kiss the bride first.
[while both he and Ox-King are staring at Maron laying in the sun in her bikini] Gosh. Whoah-ho! It's a beautiful morning, isn't it, Ox-King?
Sure is, yes! The beach, the waves. Whoah.
Fruitcakes! You should be ashamed o' yourselves!
Aha ha ha! You middle-aged ladies crack me up!
What? Middle-
Aged ladies?
[same time as Chi-Chi] Well, she's a lot older than I am, I'm not middle-aged, she is!
[same time as Bulma] Well, she's a lot older than I am, I'm not middle-aged, she is!
You have some nerve!
You're older than me and you know it!
But I've always been the prettiest one, and you know that!
You think skimpy clothes make you prettier! Well, think again you bimbo! Grrr...
Grrr...
Where's Maron?
Well, things were gettin' complicated so I broke up with her.
Oh, poor guy.
Ah, it's a darn shame.
Well, I don't believe it. I'll bet she dumped him.
You know, I bet I could teach Krillin a thing or two about getting along with the ladies.
Getting them mad you mean...
I had a weird dream last night that Vegeta came back.
What? Vegeta? You dreamt about him?
You know, actually, he was pretty nice to me in the dream. And a good kisser to boot.
What? You kissed him?
It was just a dream Yamcha!
You poor sap. You're jealous, aren't you? Admit it.
I was hoping that Kakarot might have finally returned.
Huh? What? No way. You never found him in space?
Don't remind me. I'm angry enough to hurt somebody and pounding you might just be the therapy I need.
These garments that you left...are they for a man or a woman? They're pink.
Come on, it's the style here.
Men in pink...how bizarre.
Heh. [everyone laughs]
This is ridiculous. I'm a warrior. Not a...a...a variety of flower.
Well, you smell good. [everyone laughs]
Stop that. Stop it or I'll blast you all!
There it is. Planet Earth. Dead ahead. It's only fitting that the Saiyan should call such a puny planet home.
Lets finish this now son. We can destroy the planet from here.
Father, that would spoil all of my fun. I plan to savor my revenge, every little bit.
Well, well. Look. A ship on radar. Seems your Saiyan friend is almost home.
Heh heh heh heh. And when he gets there, he will find everything he has ever known or loved in ruins. Yes. He will know the wrath of Frieza!
Ah yes. I've always so enjoyed the last few quiet moments before laying a planet to waste, but I must say, I'm feeling almost as anxious as you to reach our destination Frieza. I'm quite curious to meet this Saiyan, after all, I've heard so much about him, one could hardly blame me.
[with his cybernetic attachments electrifying] Grr...
Seems something's got your blood boiling, yes son? Uh uh, we mustn't let our tempers get the best of us.
You've got me figured all wrong father. I was just admiring the view. It's simply electrifying, I'd say. Heh heh heh heh.
[Bulma and Puar land] Yamcha!
What in the world are you two doing here?
We came to see Frieza. I missed him on Namek, and I am not going to let that happen again.
Are you crazy? Do you realize what he'll do to you when he finds you here?
Yes, of course I do. He'll come down and blow up the planet, but I wanna see him before he does it. What's so wrong with that? Besides, I hear he's kinda cute.
It's amazing how every time you open your mouth, you prove you're an idiot.
Tien! Chiaotzu!
Ah?
[angrily] Vegeta! I didn't realize you were going to be here too!
Is that okay?
As a matter of fact, it isn't. I still haven't forgotten what happened the last time we met. You disgust me. How can you stomach him Yamcha.
Ha. Loser.
What!?
Hey, cool it guys. This is no time to fight, okay?
[to Tien and Yamcha] Be quiet. I'd rather Frieza's scouters didn't detect us because of your incessant jabbering. Besides, all this scary talk is upsetting the Namek.
The Namek?
Uh?
Piccolo!? How long have you been standing there?
Long enough to hear all of your senseless bickering.
I will make him suffer for what he did to me! I will make this whole planet suffer!
Yes, do be quick about it, I'd rather not stay too long on this pathetic little mudball, not that I don't just love it here, but I still don't see why we can't simply destroy the planet right now!
You can be absolutely naughty father. It's impressive. And here I've always wondered where I picked up my knack for it.
I take great pride in the fact that I have taught you all the necessary skills of life. Use them well.
Indeed I will. For it just so happens that I have also learned from you the fine art of revenge. Allow me to demonstrate by vaporizing all of the Saiyan's friends one by one. Ha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha! My! Oh my! Ha! Won't he be surprised when he returns home and finds no one here to welcome him but me!
Well, you certainly are an arrogant little thing. And maybe in whatever little hole you just crawled out of, you're pretty tough. But you're no match for me, really. Fighting a pitiful little punk like you isn't even worth my time.
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