Aha ha ha! You middle-aged ladies crack me up!
[same time as Chi-Chi] Well, she's a lot older than I am, I'm not middle-aged, she is!
[same time as Bulma] Well, she's a lot older than I am, I'm not middle-aged, she is!
You're older than me and you know it!
But I've always been the prettiest one, and you know that!
You think skimpy clothes make you prettier! Well, think again you bimbo! Grrr...
I had a weird dream last night that Vegeta came back.
What? Vegeta? You dreamt about him?
You know, actually, he was pretty nice to me in the dream. And a good kisser to boot.
It was just a dream Yamcha!
You poor sap. You're jealous, aren't you? Admit it.
These garments that you left...are they for a man or a woman? They're pink.
Come on, it's the style here.
Men in pink...how bizarre.
This is ridiculous. I'm a warrior. Not a...a...a variety of flower.
Well, you smell good. [everyone laughs]
Stop that. Stop it or I'll blast you all!
There it is. Planet Earth. Dead ahead. It's only fitting that the Saiyan should call such a puny planet home.
Lets finish this now son. We can destroy the planet from here.
Father, that would spoil all of my fun. I plan to savor my revenge, every little bit.
Well, well. Look. A ship on radar. Seems your Saiyan friend is almost home.
Heh heh heh heh. And when he gets there, he will find everything he has ever known or loved in ruins. Yes. He will know the wrath of Frieza!
Ah yes. I've always so enjoyed the last few quiet moments before laying a planet to waste, but I must say, I'm feeling almost as anxious as you to reach our destination Frieza. I'm quite curious to meet this Saiyan, after all, I've heard so much about him, one could hardly blame me.
[with his cybernetic attachments electrifying] Grr...
Seems something's got your blood boiling, yes son? Uh uh, we mustn't let our tempers get the best of us.
You've got me figured all wrong father. I was just admiring the view. It's simply electrifying, I'd say. Heh heh heh heh.
[Bulma and Puar land] Yamcha!
What in the world are you two doing here?
We came to see Frieza. I missed him on Namek, and I am not going to let that happen again.
Are you crazy? Do you realize what he'll do to you when he finds you here?
Yes, of course I do. He'll come down and blow up the planet, but I wanna see him before he does it. What's so wrong with that? Besides, I hear he's kinda cute.
It's amazing how every time you open your mouth, you prove you're an idiot.
I will make him suffer for what he did to me! I will make this whole planet suffer!
Yes, do be quick about it, I'd rather not stay too long on this pathetic little mudball, not that I don't just love it here, but I still don't see why we can't simply destroy the planet right now!
You can be absolutely naughty father. It's impressive. And here I've always wondered where I picked up my knack for it.
I take great pride in the fact that I have taught you all the necessary skills of life. Use them well.
Indeed I will. For it just so happens that I have also learned from you the fine art of revenge. Allow me to demonstrate by vaporizing all of the Saiyan's friends one by one. Ha ha ha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha! My! Oh my! Ha! Won't he be surprised when he returns home and finds no one here to welcome him but me!
What a pleasant surprise.
You're right father. This may prove to be a bit more amusing than I had thought.
And now, you two are going down.
Aha ha. One thing is certain. If nothing else, I'd say this little creature is quite the comedian. Aha ha.
Hmmm. He is at that. I'll tell you what kid. Let me give you a piece of advice. He who acquires his skills quickly, is he who is the first to perish.
Listen up! Now I've got one for you Frieza! Know your enemy! You've already made some pretty big assumptions about me, and that's a mistake that's going to cost you dearly!
You insolent brat! You should really learn to control your tongue!
Just destroy him already. We haven't got all day!
Really father! Have some patience! I'm just trying to have a little fun, if you don't mind!
He's right though. You really don't have all day! More like five minutes!
Oh, that's too bad! Heh heh heh heh. And here I made dinner plans!
So I've heard. Well, sorry Frieza. But I'm canceling your date with Goku.
Father, I know you're bored, but please try to keep up.
So I take it you know that worthless Saiyan?
By reputation. But we'll meet soon.
Oh...don't be so certain. Heh.
But I couldn't be more certain Frieza.
Anytime now, Goku will be coming home. And only one of us is going to be here waiting for him. Get it?
Definitely. As it so happens, I was just about to suggest that very thing myself. It's so nice that you and I can finally agree on something, don't you think?
Heh heh heh. For once you're right.
Well, then I guess all that's left is for me to decide just how I'm going to annihilate you.
It's time you understood who I really am! So I'll tell you what. I'm going to let the two of you in on a little secret. You're about to find out what it's like to fight a real Super Saiyan, and I'm not talking about Goku.
Heh heh heh heh. Ya crack me up kid. Ha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha ha ha! I've never met anyone who laid it on quite as thick as you! Aha ha ha ha...huh? [Trunks begins to power up]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...huh?
