Yajirobe quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Vegeta

[about Gohan] I can't allow this brat to transform. Not today!

Leave him alone!

Vegeta

What!?

Yah! [Yajirobe runs at Vegeta and swipes his sword at Vegeta's back]

Vegeta

Ah! You cut through my armor!

Vegeta

[Vegeta stands back up] What was that, tubby?

Uh...wait a minute...hey, hold on! I was...I was just kidding about the whole dirtbag thing. You really thought I was trying to hurt you, didn't you? Ha ha, that's funny. I was just messing around with you. [Vegeta kicks Yajirobe in the face, sending him sprawling in the air] No, wait. Listen. I don't think you understand. [Vegeta punches Yajirobe hard, sending him through a boulder] That hurt...

Hey, Chi-Chi, what the heck's goin' on here?

Huh?

Goku just came back from the dead and saved the world and you've hardly even looked at him. He's your husband, aren't you at least gonna say hello?

What? Say hello? Oh, no. I don't have a single thing to say to that man right now! It's his fault my baby almost got killed!

Mom, but the Saiyans were gonna destroy the Earth.

They can blow up the universe for all I care. That's no excuse for putting my little boy's life at risk.

Uh...

Hmm...man, Goku. Your wife is crazy.

Krillin

I think Namek is where they're from. I mean, Piccolo and Kami, they're aliens.

Well, I always said, they were funny lookin'.

You see, the dragonballs are tied to the one who created them. And, they cannot grant a wish that exceeds their maker's power.

Oh, that's a load o' hooey. You're makin' it up. You just don't wanna admit that you're wrong. Yeah. [Korin slaps Yajirobe's face with his tail]

Hey, I thought I told ya ta can it, stupid!

People can be pretty disgusting sometimes.

You said it.

Krillin

Hey, Goku. You shoulda seen Yajirobe fight.

Grr...well, I didn't see you guys doing any better.

It's hard to see when you're hiding.

Krillin

Yeah, he really showed Vegeta. He was so brave. "I wasn't trying' ta hurt ya, I was just playin' around." Heh, nice one.

It was strategy! I was distracting him!

Don't be silly mom.

I'm silly? My son tells me I'm silly? I'm not the one who wants to run around and be a superhero.

Bulma, you'll take me with you, won't you?

That's it. I'm putting my foot down Gohan! I won't let you leave me again. You just came home, after you've been gone for a whole year Gohan. You're a child. Act like one! Don't throw away your childhood trying so hard to be a brave adult. Being a kid's the best part of life. You should be making friends and playing baseball, not trying to save the world!

I'm going!

H...How did I raise such a stubborn child!?

There's no time for those childish things anymore. My friends are gone and they're not coming back. I've got to help find the dragonballs. Mom, Piccolo died trying to help me so I think I should do everything I can to help him. I can't sit around and do nothing while Piccolo needs me. I'm sorry I yelled at you Mom, but I have to try. You see...they're my friends.

Heh heh heh heh. Pretty good speech kid. You sure didn't learn that from your father.

[about Goku] You know what he is, don't you?

What's that?

Crazy. That's what! He's not even out of bed five minutes and he's already rushin' off to another battle!

Alright! How did a dog ugly guy like you score that chick?

Krillin

Hey, cool it on the ugly stuff.

We were talkin' the talk, now we have to walk the walk.

Yeah, and like they say, the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach.

What? Oh. I guess that pretty much explains your strike-out record with the women.

You know, I think Marron has taken a shine to me.

Ah, but once she tastes my coconut shrimp casserole, she'll be all over me.

In your dreams, catnip breath.

[from afar] Oh boys, can you please hurry. I'm simply starving.

C-coming my precious.

Poor cat's headed straight for heartbreak city.

[after waking up and smacking Yajirobe] How dare you!? You tried to bite me!

I didn't bite you! You rolled over and stuck your foot in my mouth!

Whatever.

Huh?

I guess you're not used to having someone else's foot in your mouth huh?

I'm outta here.

Hey, are you sure you don't wanna stay and help us out?

If you guys wanna stay here and get yourselves killed, that's your own business. But I'm takin' off while I still can.

Ha. Yamcha's dumber than he looks!

Huh? You mean, you're not going to go with them?

Not on your life babe!

And why not? From what I hear Yajirobe, you're a pretty good fighter and they need all the help they can get. So I suggest you quit being a coward and get yourself into gear.

Can't do it.

I am tired of hearing your lame excuses! Get down there and help out your buddies now!

I don't know how to fly Bulma.

Vegeta wouldn't let anything happen to his little boy. We'll be just fine.

No we won't. We'll be...dead!