You should be thanking me! I'm the one who cut off that Saiyan creep's tail you know! Jeez, you stick your neck out for people, and this is what you get!
Hey, Chi-Chi, what the heck's goin' on here?
Huh?
Goku just came back from the dead and saved the world and you've hardly even looked at him. He's your husband, aren't you at least gonna say hello?
What? Say hello? Oh, no. I don't have a single thing to say to that man right now! It's his fault my baby almost got killed!
Mom, but the Saiyans were gonna destroy the Earth.
They can blow up the universe for all I care. That's no excuse for putting my little boy's life at risk.
Uh...
Hmm...man, Goku. Your wife is crazy.
I think Namek is where they're from. I mean, Piccolo and Kami, they're aliens.
Well, I always said, they were funny lookin'.
You see, the dragonballs are tied to the one who created them. And, they cannot grant a wish that exceeds their maker's power.
Oh, that's a load o' hooey. You're makin' it up. You just don't wanna admit that you're wrong. Yeah. [Korin slaps Yajirobe's face with his tail]
Hey, I thought I told ya ta can it, stupid!
People can be pretty disgusting sometimes.
You said it.
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