Yajirobe quotes from Dragon Ball Z

If you go down any further...I...I'll...I'll throw Trunks out the window!

Oh, really? I don't think Vegeta would like you talking about his son like that!

From what I've seen, I'd say the grown up Trunks is pretty cool.

You're right. He is cool, isn't he?

Hmph. Not that cool.

What did you say!? How dare you say something like that about my son?

Gee whiz Bulma, do you think you could freak out any more!?

What!? [holding baby Trunks] Well, we'll just tell daddy about him!

No don't! Not Vegeta! Please, I take it back!

Ha ha. Watch out Yajirobe. Little Trunks is goin' ta be pretty tough himself one o' these days. He may come after you if he hears you were givin' his mom a hard time.

Yeah, I'd like ta see him try!

Ooo! That does it! I'm going to tell Vegeta exactly how mean you're being to his son!

No, you can't tell! I'll do anything!

Ah, oh boy. There it is. Home at last. Wow. What a view!

Gohan, listen. Can we go by my house first.

Uh...uh...but I wanna go see my dad Bulma. He's not feeling well, remember?

I know, but I promise I won't take long, okay? It feels like we've been gone forever and I really need some more supplies. Pee-yoo! Little Trunks needs his diaper changed.

Uh...

Being a mother really isn't easy you know. I have to get baby Trunks some fresh diapers and then I have to feed him. It's a lot o' work.

Gohan! I vote that we all go to Bulma's house! I want some food!

Wah! Wah!

Well, you guys win. It's three against one.

Hey, Yajirobe. How you doin'?

Oh, I know why you're here. And if you think I'm gonna help you fight in that stupid tournament, then you could just forget it.

Aha ha ha. Thanks Yajirobe. But I wasn't going to ask you.

Like...I believe that. Next you'll be telling me that you just stopped by to say hello. Well, you know I'm the best kept secret weapon around.

So, how do I stack up against Cell?

That's hard for me to answer. Hmmm...well...I don't know how precise I can be but...uh...to be blunt...I'd have to say Cell is stronger.

Uh!?

Then what are we waiting around for? Shouldn't we be like...planning our escape!?

Yeah! Way to win one for the team!

Krillin

Yajirobe?

Yeah, I was on my way to meet you guys but...my plane broke down. I really wanted to help.

Yamcha

Oh, such bad luck.

Krillin

Funny. It always happens to you.

Krillin

Hey, do ya have any more senzu beans?

We're not running a bean factory here, you just took our last three. We're gonna have to start charging!

Krillin

I'm surprised that you haven't started charging already knowing you...

Hey! What do ya mean by that!? I live like a monk up here! I don't even have a TV set!

Krillin

You don't have a TV? Wow, you really are roughing it up here! Lets vamoose Piccolo.

That's right! All I do is grow beans for you ingrates! I can't even get a pizza delivered up here!

Krillin

If you weren't so lazy, you could learn how to fly!

Hey, he's right! I could fly my own pizza's up!