Chi-Chi quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[while both he and Ox-King are staring at Maron laying in the sun in her bikini] Gosh. Whoah-ho! It's a beautiful morning, isn't it, Ox-King?

Sure is, yes! The beach, the waves. Whoah.

Fruitcakes! You should be ashamed o' yourselves!

Aha ha ha! You middle-aged ladies crack me up!

What? Middle-

Aged ladies?

[same time as Chi-Chi] Well, she's a lot older than I am, I'm not middle-aged, she is!

[same time as Bulma] Well, she's a lot older than I am, I'm not middle-aged, she is!

You have some nerve!

You're older than me and you know it!

But I've always been the prettiest one, and you know that!

You think skimpy clothes make you prettier! Well, think again you bimbo! Grrr...

Grrr...

Absolutely not! No way! And that is final!

But are you trying to tell me that Gohan's studies are more important than saving the Earth?

That's right mister! There's nothing more important than Gohan's studies right now! If Gohan takes three years off, he'll fall behind!

Ah, relax, Chi-Chi.

Grr...hold it right there! Now, let me get this straight! You expect me to get dinner ready and wash your clothes while you and Gohan relax in a nice hot bath! Well, that's not gonna happen mister! Do you even care what kind of day I've had! I dunno what I liked better, being chased halfway home by a wild boar, or walking the rest o' the way on my tired aching feet! And it's all because we don't have a car!

Uh, Chi-Chi, I'd drive you if I could, but you know I don't have a driver's license yet.

Well it's time you got one! I don't know why you have to be the only man this town who doesn't have a driver's license or a car!

[to Piccolo] You can't drive can you?

Piccolo

Leave me out of this!

I want both of you to put your training on hold for now and go to the driving school tomorrow! I think it's about time the two of you learned something useful for a change.

Piccolo

Say what!?

Aw, Chi-Chi, do we have to?

Listen, all I'm asking you two to do is get your driver's license, it's not like I'm asking you to save the world.

Piccolo

Uh...

Uh...

And if you don't...you'll have to cook your own meals from now on! Understand?

Aah! [everyone is shocked at Chi-Chi screaming] Oh no! What in the world was I thinking!? We don't have a minute to waste! We've got to hurry! Before it's too late!

What are you talking about? [Chi-Chi takes out Gohan's study material]

Well, lets hit those books Gohan.

Uh...I can't study now.

Don't you dare talk back to me! Now go to it!

Krillin

Wow Gohan! And I thought I had it rough!

Hey, telephone guys! Collect call. It's Bulma.

Yamcha

Don't accept.

Oh come on guys. It's urgent. She's figured out a way to disable the androids.

What!? Accept the charges!

Krillin

[same time] Accept the charges!

Tien

[same time] Accept the charges!

Yamcha

[same time] Accept the charges!

I heard all that! Well I guess I'll still let you guys use the remote I invented that disables the androids circuits but only if mister loudmouth "don't accept the charges" Yamcha agrees to give yours truly a foot massage.

Krillin

Gosh, I don't know Bulma.

Well, that's the deal so you can take it, or leave it.

Yamcha

She knows that I can't stand rubbing her feet!

Yamcha

Man, fifty channels and nothing. What's this world coming to?

How can you guys watch TV? I can't stop thinking about Tien and the others.

Well, when Goku's your husband and Gohan's your son, you can either let it all go or worry yourself to death. So...I'm trying to let it all go.

I thought you were just being heartless.

So there. Gohan will have to start his studies right when he gets back and he will not be joining up with your little gang!

Krillin

Our gang?

What gang?

Hey, can I join? Heh heh.

[Chi-Chi sees Gohan and Goku as Super Saiyans] But what happened? Where is my sweet little Gohan?

I'm right here, mom.

Aha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Babe, you crack me up.

Calm down. Calm down.

Aah! [to Gohan] What happened to your beautiful black hair? Who gave you permission to dye it? [pulling on Gohan's hair]

It's not dyed. It's just...

[crying] My sweet little Gohan's become a punker!

No, it's not like that.

Krillin

So Vegeta was furious, and he was about to kill him for cutting off his tail. And Yajirobe goes, "Please, sir. I really admire you, and i'd like to join you if it's not too late." [Goku and Gohan laugh from this but stops when Gohan's glass cup breaks when he was going to drink it]

Man, again? You gotta control it like this. Watch me. [Goku picks up his glass cup but it also breaks]

I don't believe it, not another one! Goku, this has got to stop! [pots and pans fall from the shelves]

Sorry.

Oh, man. We really did it this time.

Krillin

Chi-Chi's gonna kill you guys! Hey, where'd she go?

[Chi-Chi angrily burst out of the debris that she was buried in] HYAH! HERE I AM! Alright you two, i've had it with this Super Saiyan stuff! You've broken both sets of dishes, and three tables! I swear, is it too much to ask to have a normal dinner where we don't smash glasses, and bend silverware, and break all the furniture?! Well, is it?! I'm waiting!

No, sorry.

I have an idea. Maybe we should use paper plates and cups.

Yeah? Well think again, kid! Gosh, what a funny sense of humor. Paper cups, and paper plates, you must get that from your mommy. I'll tell you what, Gohan. Since it's your birthday, i'm going to let you off easy. For your punishment, you can help me clean up. As for you Goku, hit the road! Don't call us, we'll call you. [Chi-Chi opens the door]

Uh, you want me to leave home?

Yes! I can't take it anymore, Goku. I need you gone. At least until I finish setting up for Gohan's party. You like to fish, right? Well go catch a fish, or something.

Hey, sure. That sounds great, i'll catch a big one.

Krillin

I'll go too.

Me too.

Wonderful plan. But you can forget it, Gohan. Look, if you think you're getting off the hook that easy, you can think again, kiddo. After you finish cleaning up, it's time to study.

Anything but that, mom.

A mother knows what's best, right?

Yeah, I guess.

Hey, Gohan. Your mother is a hundred percent right. It would be best if you study this afternoon. [Gohan and Krillin were both shocked while Chi-Chi fainted from hearing this and the whole house jumped in the air]

Huh? What did I do?

Krillin

You don't know?

Gosh, daddy.

Are you sick? [shoves a thermometer in Goku's mouth and put her hand on his forehead] You feel okay.

Don't you think it's time that you give the boy a name?

Hm?

I thought of one. It came to me last night.

Oh...I didn't know you picked already.

Yes...Einstein!

Hm? Einstein? You're kidding.

[same time as Goku] Hm? Einstein? You're kidding.

Hardly. Our boy's name is going to be Einstein.

Well, what do you think we should call him, dad?

Oh, I don't know. Uh...I did scribble a few names down. Ah, there. Here we are. [Ox King holds a scroll with lots of names] Let's see here. Ox King Junior. Ox Monkey. Big Ox. Oxford. Oh, you'll like these. Ox in the box. Ox Man. Johnny Oxseen.

Oh my brave little warrior. He's too young to be fighting. He should be at home studying. But no, he had to listen to his father instead of me.

Hey! Your son Gohan is no longer a baby! Why, he's transcended Goku and now he's become an honorable Saiyan warrior. If you haven't figured it out by now, both your husband and your son are battling to save an entire planet! And without them, we have nothing! Oh sure, I wish it was me instead of him, but Gohan is the only hope we have left!

[after hearing Mr. Satan's lies about defeating Cell] It's not fair! They deserve to know what Gohan did!

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