Hey, Yajirobe. How you doin'?
Oh, I know why you're here. And if you think I'm gonna help you fight in that stupid tournament, then you could just forget it.
Aha ha ha. Thanks Yajirobe. But I wasn't going to ask you.
Like...I believe that. Next you'll be telling me that you just stopped by to say hello. Well, you know I'm the best kept secret weapon around.
[after powering up] Well, that was about half of my power. What do ya think?
That was only half!? What's wrong with people like you? Will you not be happy until you wreck the whole planet?
So, how do I stack up against Cell?
That's hard for me to answer. Hmmm...well...I don't know how precise I can be but...uh...to be blunt...I'd have to say Cell is stronger.
Then what are we waiting around for? Shouldn't we be like...planning our escape!?
[Chi-Chi sees Gohan and Goku as Super Saiyans] But what happened? Where is my sweet little Gohan?
Aha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Babe, you crack me up.
Aah! [to Gohan] What happened to your beautiful black hair? Who gave you permission to dye it? [pulling on Gohan's hair]
It's not dyed. It's just...
[crying] My sweet little Gohan's become a punker!
[while flying upward, about breathing in outer space] It's rare that I get to make use of Frieza and his father's wonderful genes.
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