Chi-Chi quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[after posing in the Great Saiyaman outfit] Well, what did you think?

Yeah! That was awesome. It sounded even better than the superheroes on TV. Can I be a superhero too?

I think one superhero's enough for now.

You're a Super Saiyan!?

I am? Is that bad?

Oh...not another monster in the family!

My Gohan can't give you lessons. He's busy preparing himself for the world championships.

Mom...Videl's actually the one that talked me into taking part in the world championships. If it wasn't for her, I would have never even considered entering.

Hmph. Well, alright then. Teach her. But let me give you some advice young lady! You keep your filthy hands off my son!

Videl

Grr...hey! I've had enough of your trashy talk lady!

Videl

Thank you very much for lunch, Chi-Chi.

You're welcome. I'm just glad Gohan's making some nice lady friends. You know, it's never too early to settle down.

Mom...!

[after Videl says her house has over fifty rooms in it] And you're planning to marry this girl?

Hey! So, does this mean that Videl's gonna be my new sister?

I have no idea what you guys are talking about!

Are you going to be competing too, Yamcha?

Yamcha

Me? No. I'd just embarrass myself. I gave up fighting.

I hate to be the one to break it to you, Bulma, but my Goku has never lost a fight.

Oh, so that's why he wears that halo?

Sounds like Gohan's girlfriend has quite a few fans up there.

Sure does.

Yamcha

What? Gohan's girlfriend? Hah, that kid. He's a chip off the old block. Yup.

Yeah. And did you know, Videl comes from a very wealthy family. She's a perfect match for Gohan.

Sure, if you overlook the fact that Mister Satan's her dad.

Yamcha

Aha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, Mister Satan is her dad? Well, that makes things interesting.

Videl will make a great wife for Gohan!

Yeah...and it looks like she won't have any problem keeping him in line.

So you agree! I knew that you would. We have got to get those two married!

[to Videl] Hey! Get up! Come on! I won't let you marry Gohan if you won't get up now!

I sure wouldn't want Chi-Chi as my mother-in-law, would you?

Yamcha

Uh...no.

Hey wait! Maybe they could still win some money if they knocked Mister Satan out in front of all these people!

Yamcha

It doesn't work that way.

Hush up! Goku and Gohan beat Cell and that bum got rich off it! Now tell me...is that fair!?

Yamcha

No. But that's the way it goes Chi-Chi.

Yamcha

Uh...Chi-Chi...you didn't bring any guns on board, did ya?

No, of course not. Uh, m...maybe a grenade or two though...

Videl

[after Goten and Trunks fuse into Gotenks] Wow, he's a cutie.

I think he favors Trunks a little bit. What do you think, Chi-Chi?

The nose, yes. The eyes, no.

Videl

He's got fabulous energy. Does it matter who he looks like? But, he does have Goten's hair.

[Goku hasn't shown up to the party] It's just not the same without him, is it?

Gosh. You really care for Goku. Hey, I know! How 'bout we trade mates! Vegeta for Goku!

Huh?

Vegeta's not as sweet, but he's certainly more dependable. I think it evens out.

Hmm... [everyone laughs]

Yamcha

Hey, I'm available, ladies! What do ya say, huh?

We're talking an even trade. We don't want a downgrade.

[to Gohan, after arriving late] Where's your mother?

I'll tell you where I am! On lonely street! When you were dead, you had an excuse! But now it's just shameless neglect!