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Dragon Ball Z · Season 4, Episode 18

“Goku's Ordeal” quotes from Dragon Ball Z

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“Goku's Ordeal” · Season 4, Episode 18

In this episode: Goku (5), Instructor (3), Piccolo (2), Chi-Chi (1)

Grr...hold it right there! Now, let me get this straight! You expect me to get dinner ready and wash your clothes while you and Gohan relax in a nice hot bath! Well, that's not gonna happen mister! Do you even care what kind of day I've had! I dunno what I liked better, being chased halfway home by a wild boar, or walking the rest o' the way on my tired aching feet! And it's all because we don't have a car!

Uh, Chi-Chi, I'd drive you if I could, but you know I don't have a driver's license yet.

Well it's time you got one! I don't know why you have to be the only man this town who doesn't have a driver's license or a car!

[to Piccolo] You can't drive can you?

Leave me out of this!

I want both of you to put your training on hold for now and go to the driving school tomorrow! I think it's about time the two of you learned something useful for a change.

Say what!?

Aw, Chi-Chi, do we have to?

Listen, all I'm asking you two to do is get your driver's license, it's not like I'm asking you to save the world.

Uh...

Uh...

And if you don't...you'll have to cook your own meals from now on! Understand?

[sees Piccolo in jeans and shirt] Oh man, Piccolo! Where did you get those clothes?

Your wife got them for me out of your closet.

Oh, uh...sorry about that, Chi-Chi means well...listen, since we're here, lets get this over with.

Sounds good to me. Of course, I'm still not sure how I got suckered into this in the first place, she's not even my wife!

[Goku is driving very fast] Aah! Ahh! Step on the brake!

The brake? Now, which one was that...? [Goku steps on the gas, increasing the speed even more]

Both hands are not on the steering wheel. Minus one point.

You're testing me now?

Your eyes are off the road. That's one more point.

No fair! [Goku steps on the break]

Ah! Hey, what's the big idea? You almost knocked my false teeth out! That's ten points! So there!

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