Dolly quotes from Dinnerladies

Dolly

Will you moderate your language please at this very special time? And it would be nice if we could all perhaps spare a thought for the coming of our Lord.

Twinkle

Oh, not him again. We'll be back on Rag, Tag and flipping Bobtail in a minute! Can I just finish me coffee?

Philippa

Never mind your bloody coffee. Get in the bloody bloody bloody frigging car!

Dolly

Now that's enough!

Bren

Yeah that is enough, actually, Philippa. The traffic will be crawling along anyway, 5 minutes isn't going to make any difference, we've been working really hard as well, you know. Now I don't mind how many "bloody"s you pack into a car, two in the front, two in the back, and a "frigging" on the roof rack, but some people find it offensive.

Dolly

Thank you.

Anita

I don't like 'fart face'. Even after 9:00.

Philippa

Oh, is it going again? No, it's okay. Contact lenses.

Dolly

No, I liked you in glasses.

Philippa

Oh, did you?

Dolly

Hm, they diminished your nostrils.

Dolly

(about Christine) She's fascinated with what she calls "The City Beyond the Shining Water".

Jean

Halifax?

Dolly

Surely they'll have drugs

Petula

Oh, I think so. Brian's got a few contacts - oh, you mean hospital drugs!

Dolly

(after the ambulance men leave an old woman in a wheelchair in the canteen) I wouldn't get too close, Bren, there could be two slap heads under that blanket!

Twinkle

Do you mean smackheads?

Dolly

There could be two drug addicts under that blanket, ready to leap out!

Dolly

They are small! Once people are on heroin, square meals fly out of the window, it was in the Daily Mail!