What ward am I on?
PParamedic
8.
It's mixed isn't it?
PParamedic
Yes.
Oh, might have a bit of sex. Though after Richard E Grant you don't really want to bother with a load of shagged-out pensioners.
(Petula has just told everyone that she has three weeks to live)
Surely they'll have drugs
Oh, I think so. Brian's got a few contacts - oh, you mean hospital drugs!
When our neighbour died, when the (she draws a box in mid air)
Coffin?
Went through the (mimes looking through curtains and draws them in mid air as well)
Curtains?
They played the theme music from Countdown!
Did it make you cry?
No, I never watch it!
(after the ambulance men leave an old woman in a wheelchair in the canteen) I wouldn't get too close, Bren, there could be two slap heads under that blanket!
Do you mean smackheads?
There could be two drug addicts under that blanket, ready to leap out!
Jean: They'd have to be pretty small!
They are small! Once people are on heroin, square meals fly out of the window, it was in the Daily Mail!
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