Jane quotes from Dinnerladies

Jane

Bren, can you spread them for Tony?

Bren

Get your brain round this Jane. That ladder's stuck, Glen's bustin' for a wee, she's got internal staples, she can't bend down, she can't climb over, she can't go in the cold storage room, she can't get down the fire escape, we don't know if we can hacksaw the ladder. You're Glen what do you do?

Jane

Wet myself, it's quicker

Jane

Could you not pick her up? Stan, you and Tony could hoick her over!

I've just had an operation!

Tony

No offence, Glen but if I pick you up, I'd need a flipping operation

Jean

Well we can't all swan about ordering toast. Some of us have personal problems.

Jane

I know we do! But we don't bring them to work! I lost 8 tropical fish last week in a power cut!

Jane

Is there anyone you want to bring?

Tony

What 'bring' bring

Jane

'Bring' bring? Not, not 'bring' bring, just bring.

Twinkle

You can get phones that do that!

They did a survey of people who won a lot of money.

Philippa

Did they?

Ruined their lives in some cases.

Tony

Norman?

What?

Tony

Shut the-

Jane

ACHOO!!!!!

Tony

-up!