(about Christine) She's fascinated with what she calls "The City Beyond the Shining Water".
Halifax?
Who's that?
That's Christine.
And what's that smell?
That's Christine as well.
(about the smell) Have a whiff of raw bacon, it takes the edge off it.
Who was it? Christine?
Yeah. Might be nerves.
Might be mushy peas!
(to Dolly) Your aura is amethyst. Mine's white, the next one up, we have a bond.
And this is Jean.
(to Jean) No there's no spark there. You're hardly showing an aura at all.
(about the possibility of Petula coming to live with them) We've got one whiffy old headcase at work, we don't need another one when we get home.
You're quite shallow, aren't you Brenda. No offense meant!
No, but lots taken.
(as she and Tony watch the social worker talking to Bren in the office) Oh, flip. She's patting Bren's hand.
Is that bad?
Fatal. Empathy. Sympathy. Just like the Gestapo. Then WHAM! There you are installing a stair lift!
Whifforama!
And I often find very cheap coffee can provoke an unscheluded bowel movement
There are no mugs on the other side
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