GGaby
They're both our daughters.
S7Excited and Scared
There's nothing wrong with my mother, so just drop it.
Oh, and enjoy those raisin muffins. I hope they're all raisins - my apartment has rats.
S7Sorry Grateful
You have the kids' table in your driveway.
The police made me move it off the street.
(turns off the football game Preston and Porter are watching) Boys, watch the game upstairs while I have little chat with Susan.
When did Susan get here?
Beats Me.
S7Flashback
[after Frank dies] I didn’t want Frank in my house when he was alive. Now you want me to hang out with his corpse?
S7Farewell Letter
(opening scene about Lynette) Lynette Scavo had lost a lot of sleep over the years. There had been 3 AM feedings... temperatures of 102... and late night pillow fights. But Lynette had never complained, because a mother is always on call.
(while speaking to Mrs. Mcluskey) The whole point of this was to get them to grow up and take care of themselves; they just moved from my boob to yours!
I don't care what gets Roy's fire going, as long as I'm the one who puts it out.
SMSister Marta
You had a big imagination, most likely from all those trashy books and magazines you used to bring into class.
TThe Twins
Can we get our security deposit back?
I'd say avoid math and science. They cause serious frown lines. Young girls today need to know the dangers of long division.
She used to be married to a Yankee, okay? We're screwed.
S7Everything's Different, Nothing's Changed
Oh, why shouldn't I do it?
Because you'll be forever connected to him. You'll never get rid of him.
LLee
And I have a feeling that's not the only organ he wants to share with you.
S7Moments in the Woods
Guys, you need to grow up and learn to be independent and that's gonna start with you getting your own place!
And how are we gonna pay for it?
If you turn that paper over, you'll find a whole section of people willing to exchange money for something called WORK!
S7The Lies Ill-Concealed
MMrs Mcluskey
You're going to get tested?
MMr Mcluskey
(Folding his shirt sleeves...) No. I think I can take Gabby!
S7I'll Swallow Poison on Sunday
Because. That's not Tom. He's definitely a soft wood kinda guy.
Lesson one, Tom is our client. If he wants a big shot office, he gets it. And lesson two, no man wants to be referred to as 'soft wood'!
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