Desperate Housewives quotes

Renee

Yeah, Lynette, you did a great job ignoring what he asked for. All that's missing is an antique jar for Tom to put his testicles in.

So what did you do?

I guess I outgrew them.

You did. Juanita, come here!

What are you doing?

I figured you could talk to her. You know give her one of those 'It gets better' speeches you gays love so much.

Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me you've had the best sex of your life. ... you have had sex?

Bree

He said he wanted to wait.

Okay I'm calling it. Time of gay, 11.21.

Gabrielle

You cheated on Rex?!?!?!?!

Bree

Of course not!!!! What do you take me for?!?! I cheated on Orson!!!!