(opening scene about Lynette) Lynette Scavo had lost a lot of sleep over the years. There had been 3 AM feedings... temperatures of 102... and late night pillow fights. But Lynette had never complained, because a mother is always on call.
(while speaking to Mrs. Mcluskey) The whole point of this was to get them to grow up and take care of themselves; they just moved from my boob to yours!
I don't care what gets Roy's fire going, as long as I'm the one who puts it out.
You had a big imagination, most likely from all those trashy books and magazines you used to bring into class.
Can we get our security deposit back?
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