Renee Perry quotes from Desperate Housewives

Renee Perry

(to Lynette) It's just hard for me to reconcile this suburban housewife with the girl who had a threesome with two of the guys from the rugby team.

Renee

The police made me move it off the street.

Renee

Yeah, Lynette, you did a great job ignoring what he asked for. All that's missing is an antique jar for Tom to put his testicles in.

Susan

Oh, why shouldn't I do it?

Renee

Because you'll be forever connected to him. You'll never get rid of him.

And I have a feeling that's not the only organ he wants to share with you.

Lynette

Because. That's not Tom. He's definitely a soft wood kinda guy.

Renee

Lesson one, Tom is our client. If he wants a big shot office, he gets it. And lesson two, no man wants to be referred to as 'soft wood'!