Trouble?
Well, you're not gonna like, hurt her or anything?
S6My Two Yong Men
She took something of mine. I want it back.
Okay. It's just I like Rose and I don't ever want to hear that something bad happened to her kid.
You should get that money to the bank. This place doesn't seem very safe to me.
What are you talking about? Look at all those locks.
Yeah, but what if someone were to come up this fire escape?
Oh, that window is always locked.
You think that's gonna stop them? [Opens the window and wraps his scarf around his hand, leans through and punches the other window]
They reach through, unlock the window, and now you're in trouble. [He tightens the scarf in his hands.]
S6Epiphany
(closing narrative) Monsters create other monsters.
S7Remember Paul?
(to Lynette) It's just hard for me to reconcile this suburban housewife with the girl who had a threesome with two of the guys from the rugby team.
S7You Must Meet My Wife
(explaining her bad luck with love) My marriage ended six days ago, Keith is 15 years too young for me and my track record with lovers...two dead, one in a wheelchair.
S7Excited and Scared
You know what, I'm glad I didn't let Mike do this because I'm really enjoying it.
Nine years ago my son found me face down, drunk. He had to turn the sprinklers on to wake me up. Did you not know you're dating the biggest lush in Fairview? Do you think you can deal with a control freak with a drinking problem?
We have to protect our daughter.
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