Dave Williams quotes from Desperate Housewives

Dave

I'm sorry, who are you?

Dave Williams

[to Lynette] You know what a midlife crisis is?

Karen McCluskey

You planned this whole thing. The party... breaking into my house... my reaction. You're trying to get rid of me.

Dave Williams

Yes... and I'm sorry it had to be you.

Karen McCluskey

'Cause I know you're up to something. Something awful.

Dave Williams

You don't know what "awful" is. Well... you take care of yourself, Karen. I mean that.