I need you to ditch Edie tomorrow night and have dinner with Dr. Ron and me.
Now why would I do that?
Well, for starters, because you banged your secretary and you owe me for the rest of your life.
I'll bring the wine.
“I Know Things Now” · Season 2
In this episode: Bree Van de Kamp (1), Gabrielle Solis (1), Susan Delfino (1), Carlos Solis (1), Andrew Van De Kamp (1), Karl Mayer (1)
Well, I'm still appalled that you're helping my son with this ridiculous emancipation scheme, but you are a guest in my house and guests get sandwiches.
You know, if you'd let me go to his office, you wouldn't have to pretend to be nice to him.
Andrew, there may be a judge out there stupid enough to emancipate you, but until you find him, I retain all my parental rights. One of which is to ground your sorry behind until kingdom come.. Mr. Bormanis, nice to see you again, and, um, please don't get crumbs on my carpet.
That was our lawyer. Libby rejected us as parents.
Why?
What? That's discrimination. It's illegal. We could have her arrested.
It's her baby. She can do whatever the hell she wants to with it. Damn it.
No! No, you don't just toss people aside because of the color of their skin.
We tossed those birth mothers aside because of their appearance.
Well, that's different.
Why?
Because I've read the constitution and it does not protect ugly people.
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