Will you stop it! Suicide is the worst thing that can happen to a family! I will not have it made light of!
“Nice She Ain’t” · Season 3
In this episode: Edie Britt (2), Susan Delfino (1), Andrew Van De Kamp (1), Orson Hodge (1)
Wow, how self absorbed can you be? I have had a thing for Mike since the day he moved in here and I even backed off when he fell for your little Miss Adorable act. But he's over that, it's my turn now and I will be better for him than you ever were. And if you do get hurt, well, that's just gravy.
She tried to slit her wrists with a spoon. Next time she might jump off the porch.
How do you sleep at night?
Soon... with Mike on top of me
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