"Not on the couch! I just had it reupholstered"
"Andrew take your sister into the kitchen. Get some towels, boil some water. Everything is gonna be fine! I'm a doctor."
"You're a dentist! What if there are complications?"
"Should an emergency arise we'll simply call an amulet."
"A what?"
"Ambulance."
"How many rum punches did you have?"
"There was punch in that rum?"
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