“Welcome to Kanagawa” quotes from Desperate Housewives

You're not getting a dime. Victor showed me the photographs of you and your ex-husband. You broke his heart. You humiliated him. So you'll inherit exactly what you deserve: nothing.

Gabrielle

OK. I made a mistake. I'm sorry. But Victor wasn't entirely blameless. He ignored me. He used me politically. Oh, yeah, and he tried to kill Carlos. So I think I'm entitled to whatever he had.

Ah, there's the thing. You married a man from a very rich family, the operative word being family. Everything is in my name. Always was. The service is starting. And it's time for you to go.

Gabrielle

Go? You can't kick me out of my husband's funeral!

I think it's appropriate, given the circumstances.

Gabrielle

Go to hell.

I'll be delivering the eulogy. If you're still in this funeral when I reach the public, I am going to be telling all of these people that you are a cheating, lying whore. You see? I told you it was going to be an emotional day.

Katherine

What are you still doing here? I thought you found a motel room.

I did, but I wanted to set something straight before I go. I'm not leaving before you want me to, I'm leaving because I'm walking out on you.

Katherine

Oh, is that how we're gonna play this? Fine, whatever, you're leaving me.

I am, and here's why. You blamed what happened on your ex-husband, and I believed you. You told me it was all his fault, and then I find out it was yours. We are about even in the betrayal department now. In fact, I think you win.

Lynette

"Damn it, Karen, I'm running out of Ida!