[Quozmir has just purchased two wheels of cheese at the Great Indoor Marketplace, in part of his flaming-loogie-spitting rampage]
Not the Cheese!
What's the big deal?
Cheese produces phlegm.
And?
And if the cheese creates more phlegm, that means bigger flaming loogies!
And?
Look, I'm going to put this in terms you can understand: he could destroy all the shopping!
[gasps] Not on my watch!
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