Dave quotes from Dave the Barbarian

Dave

[Singing.] With all the suffering in the world... that makes us feel sad, or irate... One thing still fills us all with joy and starchy carbohydrates... Pastry, why the heck are you so tasty?

Dave

Alas, poor danish, what is thy filling? Well, who knows better than the danish prince!

Dave

As the true King of Udrogoth, I order you to... Stop being mean!

Dave

Ye-e-es, yes, it's a filthy habit, but I can't get it to stop.

Dave

I'm highly allergic to being chopped up!

Dave

Could we move to another part of the castle? I'm running out of things to hide behind!

Dave

"Dave the Hider Behind Things"? Oh, that's not a flattering picture at all.

Dave

Dear kids, we're still busy fighting evil, but we'll be home soon. Your mother says the demon monkeys may attack but I don't think- egad, they're here. Ieee, argh, ow, ow, ow, ow, yargh, ock, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, scree, erk. Love, mom and dad.

Dave

We can teach Fang to be way, way, way more civilized with this: [holds up book.] A Young Lady's Guide to being Way, Way, Way More Civilized.

Dave

They're in my pants!

Dave

I'll go get bug spray. I think there's some in northern China!

Dave

Yeah, but it's broken. It's supposed to fly around shooting out colored lights and playing, "I'm a Yankee Doodle Barbarian".

Dave

Oh! I can help with that! I love hats! Whaddya need? A cap? A derby? A plumed velvet tricorne with satin trim and those little sparkly dangly bits that hang down, they're all dangly and sparkly and-

Dave

[Thinking.] Why is it so echo-y inside my head?

Dave

I just heard I'll be working the hat check room at the ball. So many hats... It's like a... A beautiful dream.