Darkwing Duck quotes from Darkwing Duck

Darkwing

[in Gosalyn's body] Is everyone okay?

Gosalyn

[in Drake's body; with head stuck in the wall] That was epic! [pulls herself out] Let's do it again!

Honker

[in Launchpad's body] I'm okay…sort of.

Launchpad

[in Honker's body] Launchpad McQuack all present and accounted for. [coughs] I think. Everything's kind of fuzzy.

Gosalyn, where are you?

Here, Dad.

Gosalyn?

Dad?

Something must've gone wrong when I bashed that button. Instead of transferring information, I transferred us! [gasps] Trapped in a child's body. How can I battle criminals? Bad guys are really going to take me seriously now.

J. Gander

Darkwing, thank you for answering-- [notices Gosalyn sitting in the chair] What?

Darkwing

[notices he's still in Gosalyn's body] Oh, no! [jumps out and hides behind the chair]

J. Gander

Uh, Darkwing? Uh, Darkwing Duck, where are you?

[sits in the chair] Right here, J. Gander. What's up?

[peeking out from behind] Gosalyn, what are you doing?!

J. Gander

What's happened to your voice, Darkwing?

My voice? Oh, that. I'm practicing disguising my voice, just in case.

J. Gander

Ah, good thinking, Darkwing. A little girl's voice could come in handy, I-I suppose.

Good save. Huh, Dad?

Bottom line, babes, I may be a size two petite, but I'm still me!

Just how old are you?

[sheepishly] Old enough to know better?

When are you two gonna show a little responsibility? You're both grounded for life and your allowance is suspended until further notice! Fun, huh, Dad? Just like the way you yell at me.

I never yell at you like that. [sees the car on stairs and gasps] YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE AND YOUR ALLOWANCE IS SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER-Yow!

Darkwing

The city's on fire! It's the blaze of the century! Call the fire department! Call the police! Call my insurance company!

Launchpad

How about a brownie, DW?

Darkwing Duck

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

Steelbeak

Oh, no. Not here.

Darkwing Duck

I am the pustulant blister that bursts in your boot!

Ewww!

Darkwing Duck

I am Darkwing Duck!

Steelbeak

Man, I can't get away from you. What are you, a franchise? Take him down!

Darkwing

I am the terror that flaps in the night-stand back, you might get some blood on ya-I am the single career man all women want to date, I am- ouch! [surprised] Quackerjack?!?

Quackerjack

No, I'm Quackerjack! You are Darkwing Duck.

Darkwing

Fe fi fo fumǃ I am the terror that flaps in the nightǃ I am- [a lightpost collapses on his head] ...Stegmutt.

Stegmutt

I thought I was Stegmuttǃ

Liquidator

Just when you thought it was safe to commit crimes: a dinosaur!

Oh, I hope he's not a plant-eater!

Stegmutt

I got your change, Darkwing. I'm sorry, are you busy?

Darkwing

Busy? No, no. I'm only standing here with Liquidator and Bushroot, the most dangerous criminals ever, and we're playing 'Let's Pretend'!

Stegmutt

Oh boy! I love 'Let's Pretend'!

Liquidator

Yeah! Let's pretend! Let's pretend he's on fire!

Yeah! Put out the Darkwing! Put out the Darkwing!

Darkwing

Nice try, Greensleeves-

Stegmutt

[grabs Darkwing and starts smacking him against the ground] Put out the Darkwing! Put out the Darkwing!

Liquidator

4 out of 5 dentists surveyed say it's time for us to get out of here!

Darkwing

[from beneath it] This is the second most painful moment of my life.

Stegmutt

What was the first most painful?

Darkwing

"Put out the Darkwing, put out the Darkwing!"

Launchpad

I'm sorry, DW. I know where I left my keys in here somewhere-

Darkwing?

Darkwing

Negaduck! So you're behind all of this!

Who-what-eh... two Darkwings?!

[in unison] Don't you believe it, J. Gander?! This fiend is my archnemesis, Negaduck! ...Oh no, you don't! You're the lecherous liar known as Negaduck! ...I beg to differ! You're the erroneous executor of evil known as Negaduck! ...OOH! Would you cut that out?!

[cheerfully, bringing massive gun to bear] Well, I guess we'll just have to kill them both!

J. Gander

Doctor Bellum!

Just kidding.

Gosalyn

Stegmutt!

Stegmutt

Gosalyn!

Darkwing

Morgana?

Morgana

Dark.

Gizmoduck

Hi!

Darkwing

Morgana, what are you doing here?

Morgana

Aren't you glad to see me?

Darkwing

Uh, well... I... yesss, technically...

Morgana

Oh no. It's too dangerous. I'll leave.

Gizmoduck

Good show! What do you think, Wingy?

Darkwing

Ah-

Gizmoduck

Three of us can attack from the front while the other two subversively infiltrate disguised as singing monks. Then, at the appointed hour, Morgana, Stegmutt, and I leap out of the cake, taking the villains by surprise while the others contact the president and get network clearance for our exclusive heroic TV interview with Tom Lockjaw!

Hi!

Gosalyn

Dad, you're OK!

Darkwing

No, I'm dirt. I'm worse than dirt. I'm lower than low. I am not the terror that flaps in the night. [sobbing] I am the self-centered boob who hands over the city at the drop of a dime. I'm a gipnoid, a slug, a spud-motherin' jackanape.

Launchpad

Aw, c'mon. You're not a slug!