Gosalyn Mallard quotes from Darkwing Duck

Gosalyn

[first line] Comin' through! All right, play it where it lays!

Gosalyn

Look, I don't know anything about a pig and I was nowhere near the boys' bathroom at the time!

Gosalyn

[to Hammerhead] After Mom and Dad died, Grandpa was the only family I had in the whole world. But since he's been gone, I've made lots of friends here, so it's not so bad. [sighs] Until adoption day. Seems like I'm always saying good-bye... to someone. You know, I'm not a problem child! Grandpa said I just have a lot of spirit. He says when you're full of spirit, everyone else looks empty. Someday I'll meet somebody who understands that. Then I'll be adopted.

Gosalyn

This has the suspicious ring of reverse psychology to it. [sighs] But have it your way.

Gosalyn

Eat fiber, horn head!

Gosalyn

[to Taurus Bulba] Darkwing Duck is gonna crush you like a stale corn chip!

Gosalyn

[after the condor drops her and almost lets her hit the ground] And to think, I used to pay money for rides like that.

Gosalyn

Oh, great, Dad, you saved the world from a movie!

Gosalyn

Darkwing Duck. Crime fighter, bad Elvis impersonator.

Gosalyn

You got bitten by a radioactive spider as big as me and you didn't even stop to put disinfectant on it?! No fair! You woulda had me in the emergency room faster than you can say rabies!

Gosalyn

[shakes Stegmutt's hand] Gosalyn Mallard, martian hunter, freelance.

Gosalyn

[shoving away a skeleton that tries to kiss her] Get a life!

Gosalyn

Dad, you're alive! Oh, I'm so glad to have you back.

Gosalyn

[as a slime monster] I am the slime that slurps in the night! I am the wad of gum that sticks to the heel of crime! I am Yucky Duck!

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I think I need a shorter intro.

Gosalyn

This is the desert. A cruel oven where the sand is the baking dish and mystery is the casserole.