Darkwing Duck quotes from Darkwing Duck

Darkwing

[in an old lady's voice] Flowers for Negaduck.

Negaduck

I hate flowers.

Darkwing

Did I say flowers? I meant skulls! [He licks his lips in delight] Skulls for Negaduck!

Negaduck

I'll be right there. This had better be good....

Darkwing

Did I say skulls? I meant...ANVIL! [slingshots massive anvil through door, into Negaduck] Aw. I dented my anvil. Yep yep yep, ah. The perfect disguise.

Darkwing

I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the papercut that ruins your morning. [appears, with Gosalyn and Honker next to him] I am-

Lemme guess, you're Daycare Duck.

Darkwing

[whispers] Gosalyn, Honker, I told you NEVER follow me to work!

Gosalyn

There was nothing good on TV.

Darkwing

[pushing them aside] Heh, heh. Just impressionable rollerskaters I rescued from a burning... sidewalk.

Darkwing

Ugh! Why do the weird ones always fall for me?

Launchpad

Maybe it's the mask...

Gosalyn

We'll be blown to bits!

Darkwing

No, honey. We'll probably be smothered before that happens.

Darkwing

This good luck horseshoe should do the trick! Up, up, and away!

Megavolt

Well, howdy, cowboy!

Darkwing

Howdy yourself, you pony pilferer! Now cease and desist at once, or you'll be really, really sorry.

Megavolt

I'm already sorry. Sorry I won't be around to see you go... SPLAT!

Darkwing

Splat?

Gizmoduck

The new Gizmo-doll is defective. It has a screw loose.

Darkwing

[aside to camera] And that surprises him?

Gizmoduck

It's supposed to fly and say 'beware evildoers', but instead it wets and says 'mama' .

Darkwing

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

Megavolt

Oh, no, not him again. [prepares himself]

Darkwing

[appears behind Megavolt] I am Darkwing-Superpowered Superhero-Duck!

Megavolt

[sarcastically] Aww, too bad. I thought you were Travelling Hardware Store.

Launchpad

DW? DW?

[singing] Darkwing Duck!

Launchpad

AAAAHHH! LOBSTER WOMEN!

Darkwing

Never mind the seafood, old pal! You just splooshed the bad guy!

Darkwing

I am the terror that flaps in the night!

Liquidator

Oh no.

Darkwing

I am the soap scum that lines your bathtub! I am-

Liquidator

[laughing] Oh I love your new summer costume!

Darkwing

Something tells me that some sinister force is sapping the season's spirit!

[to camera] I'm really not sinister... just misunderstood.

Darkwing

Aha! Bushroot! I should've known that you were really at the root of this riotous ruckus!

Everyone's gotta celebrate their own way.

Darkwing

Once again, our courageous Christmas crimefighter-that's me-searches for clues, ever-watchful for the corrupt Christmas criminal!

That's me!

Thaddeus Rockwell

You see, Mr. Darkwing, I created you.

Darkwing

Oh really? That's sure gonna surprise the heck out of Mom and Dad!

Darkwing

Megavolt, in this world, I have my own TV show! You're in it too!

Megavolt

[sadly] I know. They always draw my nose wrong.

Darkwing

Is it supposed to do that?

Megavolt

[panicking] NO!

Darkwing

[nervously] I didn't think so.

With this fertilizer, I'll make a whole bombastic bouquet to do my dirty work!

Darkwing

It's "harvest" time, you lowlife legume. You've soiled this town long enough, Bushroot!