Dark Danny quotes from Danny Phantom

Danny

[determined look] Okay, Fenton...you've looked evil in the face, and defeated it time and again...you can do this! [unfolds a map and looks at it confusedly; traces his finger along the map] We turn left at Skulker's island and right at Walker's jail. Or, is it a left at Walker's jail and a right at Skulker's island...?

Sam

Um, are we ever going home, or are we still playing "Lost in the Ghost Zone"?

Danny

We're not lost! My expertly drawn map tells me exactly where we are. [points] We just hook a u-turn around this swirling vortex of infinite pain, and we're home. Oh, wait, that's a...thumbprint.

Mom, are you sure there are no ghosts under my bed?

Of course not, Billy. Remember what President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to be afraid of but fear itself."

Danny

[phases through the bed] Actually, it was: "Nothing to FEAR but fear itself."

Sam

Great, we just scarred a child for life.

Danny

I just wanted to make sure she didn't mess up the one historical quote I actually remember!

Vlad

[getting cold feet after Vortex confronts him] Ahh... I just wanted to introduce a friend of mine. Danny, Vortex. Vortex, Danny. Bye! [flies away]

Danny

[sarcastically] My hero.

Tucker

Look on the bright side Danny; until we get back he's going to have to cater to your very whim and desire.

Sam

Yeah, he wouldn't want to make you angry.

Danny

This pleases me.

[disguised as Danny Fenton] Underling! You cannot defeat Amorpho!

Danny

Amorpho? I know clowns with scarier names!

Danny

I can't change back to Danny Fenton! Me and the other Danny were fighting and we ran into my dad's Ecto-Stoppo-Power-ofier, and I think it's taking away our ghost powers.

Tucker

Does your dad ever invent anything that doesn't mess you up?

Sam

Or without a dorky name?

Danny

I can't go home, I can't go to school, I can't even walk around in public without getting mobbed. What am I gonna do?

Tucker

[swipes the partially-eaten Jack Fenton Toast from Danny's hand and takes a bite] For starters, get some jam. This is awful dry.

Stay, Danny. Stay and rule with me.

Danny

[shivering] I always thought you ruled Sam. Just... not like this. I'll b-b-be back. [Sam looks touched by this] And I'll save you. And everyone! [Sam suddenly goes under the plant's control again and attacks Danny who flees] I PROMISE!

Join us Danny, the growth is family.

Danny

Already got one thanks, and I'm still working the bugs out of it.

Danny

[flies to the sky] Better to be in the sky than on the ground - no such thing as flying plants.

[extends tallness by growing] I AM EVERYWHERE!

Sam

[looks at the ice crystal Danny gave her] What's this for?

Danny

I'm... glad you're okay.

The children need to be cared for.

Danny

WHAT?!? You won't even babysit your cousins!

Behold! The Lunchbox of Fear! [opens it, a spooky thermos comes out]

Danny

[catches it] Hey, bringing your own thermos to our battles, now? You know, you could save us time by showing up already inside it.

And now... taste your multi-grain DOOM!

Look! That caterer brought free lunch for everyone!

[cheers and picks the sandwiches up]

No! I am no caterer! My sandwiches are very high in calories! They will totally clog your arteries!

Sam

[scoffs] In like, forty years!

Yeah? So? It is a SLOW death!

[confused] Wait, what are you doing?

Danny

Tasting our doom. And, I gotta tell ya, it's a little dry.

Tucker

You wouldn't happen to have any "Spicy Mustard of Doom", would ya?

Danny

So what's the big deal about people's dreams?

Asked the Ghost Boy who dreams of the Goth girl.

Danny

Oh, man... that was... private...

[reads "Camp Skull and Crossbones on beautiful Lake Eerie"]

Tucker

Creepy with two "e"s all right. In fact, this may qualify for three.

Sam

C'mon, you guys! There's nothing scary about this place!

Hello pioneers! [walks out of the mess hall with Miss Tetslaff]

Danny

Mr. Lancer? Miss Tetslaff? What are you doing here?

[quietly, hopeful] Please say "just passing through," please say "just passing through"...

Children, relax! For the next eight weeks, we're not your teachers!

Miss Tetslaff

Better! We're your counselors!

Kwan

I heard this camp is haunted.

Dash

Me too. They say there's a monster in the woods at Lake Eerie.

Paulina

And two in the lake!

[nervous babbling]

Danny

[sarcastic] Just what we need, amateur ghost stories.

Miss Tetslaff

[blows whistle] Pipe down, campers. This camp is definitely not haunted!

[screams] There's a ghost monster in the woods, AND IT TOOK LESTER!