Miss Tetslaff quotes from Danny Phantom

[reads "Camp Skull and Crossbones on beautiful Lake Eerie"]

Tucker

Creepy with two "e"s all right. In fact, this may qualify for three.

Sam

C'mon, you guys! There's nothing scary about this place!

Hello pioneers! [walks out of the mess hall with Miss Tetslaff]

Danny

Mr. Lancer? Miss Tetslaff? What are you doing here?

[quietly, hopeful] Please say "just passing through," please say "just passing through"...

Children, relax! For the next eight weeks, we're not your teachers!

Miss Tetslaff

Better! We're your counselors!

Before I burst into tears at the thought of my lost summer, can you tell us where the bathrooms are?

Miss Tetslaff

There aren't any.

Call of the Wild!

Miss Tetslaff

Suck it up, Lancer! You're in the wilderness! [holds up a roll of toilet paper] All the world's your bathroom!

Kwan

I heard this camp is haunted.

Dash

Me too. They say there's a monster in the woods at Lake Eerie.

Paulina

And two in the lake!

[nervous babbling]

Danny

[sarcastic] Just what we need, amateur ghost stories.

Miss Tetslaff

[blows whistle] Pipe down, campers. This camp is definitely not haunted!

[screams] There's a ghost monster in the woods, AND IT TOOK LESTER!