Dark Danny quotes from Danny Phantom

Danny

At least the monster is gone.

Dash

[screams and runs into the mess hall] The monster ate Kwan!

Tucker

At least the monster got to eat.

Danny

Dash, that's impossible! He...probably just...wandered off to use the bathroom.

Dash

Nah-uh! You don't know Kwan's amazing bladder. He can hold it for-

Sam

[as she gets up and walks way] Uh, please don't finish that sentence until I'm safely out of the building.

Tucker

Please don't finish that sentence at all, dude.

Danny

Don't worry, Sam. We'll find everyone.

Sam

I know, but...Tucker...out there with a monster. Or worse, out there with a monster and Dash and Kwan!

Danny

Come on! You know I'd never let anything happen to either of you. I couldn't imagine my life without you. [Sam blinks at this] Or Tucker. [Sam smiles and blushes] [A shadow darts from one tree to another, causing them to gasp.] Stay here. [stands up] Wake up Wulf.

Sam

Be careful, I couldn't imagine my life without you either. [Danny raises his eyebrows, and she blushes again] Or Tucker.

Out past curfew, Ghost Boy? Isn't that against the rules?

Danny

Walker's goons. [produces a pair of energy balls] I was wondering when you'd show up.

Relax, kid. We aren't here to do any harm.

[blasts Danny, knocking him to the ground]

Well, maybe just a little.

Sam

I'm impressed.

Danny

[flexes his muscles] With my strength?

Sam

That you knew what "reversed polarity" was.

Danny

[after helping his parents recapture a ghost in the lab] Uh, any objections to me getting far, far away from here?

Maddie

Good idea, Danny! Best you avoid any unnecessary contamination.

Danny

Or embarrassment. Thanks! [leaves]

Danny

[using a Fenton Phone] I've got this one, guys.

Tucker

[to Sam] Did we just get blown off?

Sam

Pretty massively.

Tucker

Wanna pig out at Nasty Burger and put it on Danny's tab?

Sam

Absolutely.

Valerie

I don't hate you, Danny. It's because of you that I'm the most powerful ghost hunter in Amity Park.

Danny

[annoyed] Hey! What about the Fentons?

Valerie

[amused] Are you kidding? They couldn't catch a ghost if it was living under their own roof.

Danny

...True.

Valerie

You don't think it's a little dangerous flying into the lab of a family of ghost hunters?

Danny

Something tells me we'll...be okay.

Jack

He-he-hey! Am I good or what? [cheesy grin]

Danny

It's good to be back where things are normal.

Jack

[recklessly driving the Fenton RV down the street] Attention Amity Park! The Fentons are on patrol! Rest assured the streets are safe! [front tire runs over a rock, causing the RV to skid] AOH! [RV collides with a fire hydrant, which flies off causing a geyser] Uh, city water supply A-OK!

Tucker

Yep, normal.

[picks up three DVDs; to store worker] Well, look on the bright side: at least I'm not downloading them illegally.

Danny

[appears and punches Technus away] Next register, Cyber-Jerk!

Danny

Oh, come on, you guys, don't you realize what this means?

Sam

Yeah, that you're just an average, every day not special human again.

Danny

Oh, come on, Sam. think of how great this is gonna be. I won't have to fight ghosts anymore. Now we can all just be normal teenagers and hang out as much as we want.

Sam

Yeah. Normal rocks.

Tucker

Hey, if it's what you wanted, then I'm glad for you, man.

Danny

It is, thanks.

Tucker

Looks like we'll have to find other things to occupy our time, huh?

Danny

Looks like.

Tucker

There's this new Masters' Blasters video game we can play. It's cool. You hunt ghosts. See ya.

Jazz

I really can't believe you did that. It feels like I lost a good friend. Someone I was just starting to get to know.

Danny

[on deliberately losing his powers] Why is everyone but me bummed about this? Danny Phantom's not needed anymore! From now on, Danny Fenton is just a nice, normal kid from a nice, normal family. Now, let's go get Mom and Dad outta jail.

Jazz

[looking at the inside of the Ghost Zone in amazement] Uh, I don't believe-!

Danny

[annoyed] Believe it, Jazz. Welcome to the Ghost Zone. Sort of a "Ghosts R' Us".

Tucker

But the shelves are empty. Where the heck is everybody?

Danny

By the way, where do Mom and Dad think Danny Fenton is right now, anyway?

Jazz

With them. I redressed the Tuckbot 9000 to make it look and act like you. They'll never know the difference.

Jack

Nothing like saving the world with your old man, eh Danny?

[still sounding like a robotic Tucker] Comment does not compute.

Jack

Your voice is changing already? [sadly] Man, they grow up so fast!

Sam

[gives the "Wes" ring to a confused Danny] It's... the ring you were going to give Valerie. You asked me to hold it, remember? [turns it right-side up so it reads "Sam"] Something tells me it was really meant for me. Take it with you, but promise to bring it back. [covers Danny's hands with hers] If you promise, then... then I know I'll see you again.

Danny

If we make it through this-

Sam

When we make it through this.

Danny

Right. When we make it through this, uh, I have a few things I need to talk to you about.

Sam

I think I'd be willing to listen. And no matter how this thing ends, this whole ride we've been on together, I wouldn't change it for the world. [takes his hands in hers again] Not. One. Bit.

Danny

[grips her arms] Me neither. I-

Danny

Wow. Remind me to save the world more often.

Sam

Go. [Smiles]

Tucker

Where the heck are Danny and Sam?

Jazz

I don't know. He said he had some unfinished business to attend to.

Sam

I can't believe you didn't want to attend your own ceremony.

Danny

Eh, you know me. I kinda like sitting on the sidelines sometimes.

Sam

And your folks are cool with knowing your secret identity?

Danny

Yeah. The time for secrets is over. The world is safe, time for new beginnings. My dad says he even wants me to team up with him now. Says I can be his sidekick.

Sam

You're a big star now. Probably the biggest in the world.

Danny

Yeah. It's weird, huh?

Sam

You'll probably get pretty busy.

Danny

What else is new?

Sam

And I probably won't see much of you anymore.

Danny

Oh, I wouldn't count on that. [pulls out the ring that Sam gave to him earlier and puts it on her finger] Sam, I could never have done any of this without you. [Sam starts tearing up in happiness] And I don't care what's coming next. I just hope that whatever it is, you're there to share it with me.

Sam

I will be. [stops tearing up] I just have to warn you, I'm no push over you know. I still have my own way of doing things.

Danny

That's what I'm counting on. [Danny and Sam share a heartfelt kiss]