Hey!
Why did you leave that stupid message on my answering machine?
What?
I don't want to hear about the money anymore.
Yeah. No one will take this money. I couldn't give it to a bum.
Listen to me. I don't care about the money. Someone stole flowers that were marking the spot where my mother was hit in her wheelchair.
Really?
Yes. I'm not a violent person. But if I find this guy, I don't know what I'm gonna do to him.
Hmm.
I can't believe that a human being would do that.
How would you even know the flowers are missing?
I keep track of it. I drive by there 10 times a day.
Okay, you know what? You should go home now. Don't worry about the 50. I don't even care about it anymore. You know-
What is that I smell?
What? There's no smell. What do you mean?
That's a white lily.
I don't even know what- what- a white lily?
I know a white lily.
Huh?
I've got a good sense of smell.
What are you doing? Where are you going?
There they are. I knew it!
Hi, Marty.
Hi, how are you, Cheryl? Boy, those are beautiful.
Thank you.
Where'd you get 'em?
Larry just brought 'em home for me.
Where'd you get the flowers?
Um... where'd I get those? Oh, Ventura Boulevard.
What store?
What was it? Uh...
Where can I find a vase?
Did you take the flowers at my mother's site?
What?
What?
They wouldn't take the 50 at the flower store!
How could you do that?!
Why? There are so many of them. Because I didn't know it was such a big-
So many of them?!
Is that such a bad thing?
They're not there to pick! You are the lowest of the low.
I cannot believe you.
I have never heard anything like that in my life.
How many flowers does she need?
You took flowers from Marty's mother?
Are these from a graveyard?
Not a graveyard. It's a roadside memorial. It's not such a- come on!
How could you do this? And you know what? I am missing one! Where's the third bunch? There were three bouquets.
I-I- I know where it is.
He will get you that bouquet.
I feel sorry for you. If you weren't my best friend, I would take my bare hands and pop your head off your neck.
He's not my best friend.
You better get those flowers!
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