Dino and Larry in “The Smiley Face”

Dino

I hope you're planning on putting that stuff away somewhere.

Larry

Yeah, I am putting it away. Right here. I have no space in here, so where do you suggest I put it?

Dino

We've got some ground rules we've gotta make here, right? This space has to remain clean! There can be no bullshit on this counter, do you understand?

Larry

By the way, you're the one who took my stuff out of these two cabinets and put it into this one.

Dino

You're telling me it's unfair the amount of cabinet space that I've taken?

Larry

Yes yes.

Dino

There are two things about Dog that everybody knows, okay? I am clean and I am fair.

Larry

Oh really?

Dino

Okay? These cabinets are mine-- Look! "For Big Dog only. For Big Dog only."

Larry

Big shit! You put the labels on, so what? You can rip the labels off.

Dino

Don't touch the fucking labels! Look, Big Dog does not give up cabinets.

Larry

Well, guess what, Big Dog.

Dino

What?

Larry

This food is staying here because I have no place to put it!

Dino

This isn't even food. What the fuck is this? It's rabbit food.

Larry

Oh, is that right? You got pudding in here, okay? You got fucking pudding. Gimme a break. Chocolate pretzels? Get the hell out of here! What do you got in here? Oh, cheese dips-- Come on.

Dino

This weighs almost five lbs. You eat this? You put this in your body?

Larry

Yeah, it's good bread. It has no yeast in it.

Dino

It's not bread.

Larry

That's bread, that's bread. By the way, I saw the show? It stinks. The sharks are swimming around. Nobody's even-- The sharks aren't eating anybody. Nothing's going on, just sharks swimming around.

Dino

Are you getting negative about my show?

Larry

Yeah, your show stinks. And you know what? I'm not calling you Dog anymore. The Dog days are over. From now on, you're Dino!

Dino

Jesus Christ, calm down.

Larry

Fuck you, Dog!

Dino

You said "fuck you, Dog" to me? Take your fucking rabbit food and your goddamn five-lb bread and stick it up your fucking ass!