Hey, I'm Dino from Big Dog productions. I'm moving in next door. You can call me Dog. Everybody calls me Dog.
Um, anyway, I'm doing the shark show. You've heard of the shark show, right, "Great White Wonderland"?
I've seen some ads on buses, yeah.
Yeah, that's the show. Anyway, we're going to be seeing each other around campus, so I just thought I'd drift on in and say hey.
Nice to meet you too. Oh, we're probably gonna be sharing the kitchen? Do you mind if I take a cabinet?
I really really appreciate it.
I can't believe you just gave away a cabinet. You never give up a cabinet. Never give up a cabinet.
You don't give away a cabinet.
Eh, I think it'll be fine.
No, it's not gonna be fine.
Aw, don't worry about it.
Hey, Larry. How's it going?
You know what? It's not going so great.
Why's that? Look at this! What'd you do? You stuffed me into one cabinet!
Looks like it all fit in there.
I gave you a cabinet. You took two? That's not fair. We have the same number of people.
Well, right now I have two people, yeah, but I told you I'm doing the shark show. They're gonna be back.
When? When are they coming back?
I don't know, Larry. When they're done shooting the sharks, they will come back.
You want to be fair about this thing? I'll take this cabinet, you take that cabinet and we'll split this one.
No. This stays exactly the way it is. Okay? Peace, brother. Peace.
AAntoinette
Hey, thanks for calling. That's so sweet of you.
So Big Dog productions rented the office next door and they're sharing the kitchen with us. And I had to give up a cabinet.
AAntoinette
Larry, no! You never give up a cabinet.
ASAntoinette's father
Never ever give up a cabinet.
He actually took two. This is why you need to be here. Can't you come in for a day? You know, straighten up a little bit. Maybe you can get one back.
AAntoinette
All right, fine.
AAntoinette
How about that?
Fabulous. This is what a desk should look like.
AAntoinette
Yeah, how did it get that way, by the way?
You know, it just builds up. This is great.
AAntoinette
Ooh, and I got you treats. There it is.
You see? It's one day. You came in for one day, tomorrow you'll go back to the hospital.
AAntoinette
And I am gonna get that cabinet back for us.
You get that cabinet back, there'll be a little something in it for you.
AAntoinette
Okay, I'm gonna just unpack that stuff.
I hope you're planning on putting that stuff away somewhere.
Yeah, I am putting it away. Right here. I have no space in here, so where do you suggest I put it?
We've got some ground rules we've gotta make here, right? This space has to remain clean! There can be no bullshit on this counter, do you understand?
By the way, you're the one who took my stuff out of these two cabinets and put it into this one.
You're telling me it's unfair the amount of cabinet space that I've taken?
There are two things about Dog that everybody knows, okay? I am clean and I am fair.
Okay? These cabinets are mine-- Look! "For Big Dog only. For Big Dog only."
Big shit! You put the labels on, so what? You can rip the labels off.
Don't touch the fucking labels! Look, Big Dog does not give up cabinets.
Well, guess what, Big Dog.
This food is staying here because I have no place to put it!
This isn't even food. What the fuck is this? It's rabbit food.
Oh, is that right? You got pudding in here, okay? You got fucking pudding. Gimme a break. Chocolate pretzels? Get the hell out of here! What do you got in here? Oh, cheese dips-- Come on.
This weighs almost five lbs. You eat this? You put this in your body?
Yeah, it's good bread. It has no yeast in it.
That's bread, that's bread. By the way, I saw the show? It stinks. The sharks are swimming around. Nobody's even-- The sharks aren't eating anybody. Nothing's going on, just sharks swimming around.
Are you getting negative about my show?
Yeah, your show stinks. And you know what? I'm not calling you Dog anymore. The Dog days are over. From now on, you're Dino!
You said "fuck you, Dog" to me? Take your fucking rabbit food and your goddamn five-lb bread and stick it up your fucking ass!
How long do you think the... Grieving process might take for her?
RRosemary
It's going to take probably several weeks for my daughter to get back to work. Mmmm, I don't know, maybe-- Maybe I could fill in for her.
RRosemary
I was an executive secretary for 30 years.
Wow, this is a very exciting and interesting idea.
RRosemary
I really need something to do right now to take my mind off of my grief. And I would be holding the job for my daughter.
RRosemary
All right. Uh, Monday morning.
RRosemary
Excuse me, Larry. Here's your tea.
RRosemary
You're welcome.
By the way, I gotta tell you, you're doing a fantastic job.
RRosemary
Thank you, Larry.
I'm very very pleased. I like this new system you installed here. You put my change in here. The vaccum-sealed nuts-- I mean, come on.
RRosemary
And I am going to get that cabinet back.
