CSI: NY Season 9 quotes

Samantha Flack

You know, to be honest, it kind of pisses me off, Dad's still trying to tell me what to do from an urn on a shelf at Gram's place.

Come on! Would you ease up on him already? So maybe he was a little bit tougher on you. It's only because he knew you were twice as smart as I am.

Samantha Flack

That is not true.

It is true. I'm okay with that.

Samantha Flack

Would you just stop trying to make excuses for him? Yeah, I came to terms with this a long time ago. Maybe I was just hard to love. Maybe he had trouble relating to me. Whatever it is, I'm over it.

(About his father) I saw that guy cry once in my whole life. The night of your senior prom. You said you were sleeping at Heather's house. He checked up on you. You weren't there. So he and I drove around all night looking for you. He was a wreck. Thinking the worst, as only a New York City detective can. And when we didn't find you, he bawled like a baby.

Samantha Flack

He never said anything about that to me.

Maybe he was just trying to keep the peace. When you came home the next morning, he was just thankful you were safe. Sam... he loved you.

Do you trust me, Mac?

Mac

You even have to ask me that?

I think I do. Um, I had coffee with Jo earlier. She's worried about you, and I am, too.

Mac

Well, I'll tell you what I told her... I'm fine.

That's what I said, 'cause our relationship is based on trust, and if you had a problem, you would have come to me and we would have worked it out together, right?

Mac

That's right.

I just want you to look me in the eye and tell me nothing's wrong.

Mac

What the hell is this, Christine?

It's really simple. Just look me in the eye and tell me.

Mac

I don't appreciate my integrity being called into question.

I didn't come here to question your integrity. I came here because I care about you.

I'm not a bad person.

Lindsay

No, you're the worst kind of person. You look like us, you walk and talk like us. But you know what, Mitch Ventri? You're nothing like us.

Mac

(To Jo) I'm only gonna tell you this once. Be careful where you stick your nose. Stay out of my personal business.

Samantha Flack

(To Flack) You know you owe me big-time. Zane? Beyond creepy.

[as Adam is recalling the story in a police station] Wait. Are you kidding me? I thought you said this story was about a princess, not some cops chasing some dude.

Adam

It is. I'm just setting it up. Okay? See? It's called backstory.

Well, how about getting to the front story?

Jo

[after the crew observes the crime scene] So, we've got a castle and a princess...

Mac Taylor

And an unhappy ending.

(To a perp he's had to run after) I pulled a hamstring scaling that truck over there. You don't want to mess with me right now.

Drain the pond? How long is this gonna take?

Adam

Uh, well, not nearly as long as a lineup takes. Your mom's gonna be... at least another hour, and I don't see anybody rushing over here to take my report, so I think we're stuck.

If you're a cop, why can't you report your stolen car to yourself?

Adam

Well, 'cause I'm not a cop. No, I mean, I work with cops. Yeah, I do cop stuff, but I'm a... I'm a Crime Scene Investigator.

Jo

Mac?

Mac

Another gun?

Jo

(Shows him the body of a young woman) Another murder.

Mac

She was killed with a rock.

Hawkes

Specifically, Manhattan schist. Which doesn't help us, 'cause the city's full of it.

Sid

Stomach contents revealed traces of arothron hispidus, also known as puffer fish.

Mac

Very expensive sushi.

Sid

And delicious. Her last meal was to die for.