Jo Danville quotes from CSI: NY

Jo Danville

I'm not breaking any rules. I'm trying to create new ones.

Jo Danville

Hi. I'm Jo Danville. I'm your new crime scene investigator. And this young women is dead.

Jo Danville

I thought the NY Crime Lab had a BYOB policy. [Danny and Sheldon look confused]. Bring your own body. [Boys laugh]

Jo Danville

I guess I was under the impression the NY Crime Lab was BYOB. [Danny and Sheldon look confused]. Bring your own body. [Boys laugh]

Jo Danville

Well, new memories are usually stored in the hippocampus, and then transferred to the brain's frontal lobes for long-term storage, but when a person's memory experiences traumatic collapse, sometimes you gotta dig from the other side, using memory triggers, potent emotions from the past, to unlock memories in the present.

Jo Danville

You're absolutely right, Allison, that was a terrible tragedy. I can only imagine the anger you felt. God himself couldn't save someone who wanted to hurt my family. I would hunt them down. I would make them suffer like they had never suffered before. I would need them to feel the unrelenting pain that I felt. But what if I was wrong? What if I hurt the wrong person? I could never live with myself.

Jo Danville

Oh, only the best hamburger in all five boroughs. Harvey's double-decker with the works.

Jo Danville

Not bad enough this guy's killing people but he's shooting them with exploding bullets.

Jo Danville

Sounds like the punch line to a bad joke, professional killer, and ex-con walk into a bar.

Jo Danville

[To Ellie] I adopted you because you needed me... and because I needed you

Jo

Tyler, I'm your mama. I meddle. That's what I do.

Jo Danville

50 kids jumping up and down. Whoever the morons were decided to add a table should have known that was a bad idea.

Jo

Mac Taylor, I adore you. I value our friendship more than words can express. And you don't need to feel any obligation to... (sighs) ...share any mushiness. Your smile is adequate enough. I just... I just needed to get that out. We just work so hard, day in and day out, and we never really turn to those around us and tell them how we feel.

Jo

(to Mac) You should wear something that says, well I don't know what it should say, but that ain't it.

Jo

(About Leonard Brooks) This is a guy who spent a large portion of his life in jail. And now that's he's out, those urges and sensations are magnified. They're just overwhelming. Control may not even be an option for him.