(Over the phone) Christine, uh, when you get this, can you call me? I don't want to leave things... just call me, please.
S9 E6The Lady in the Lake
I found particles combined of nickel, iron and olivine.
Space dust.
That's right, M.T. okay? This is not of this earth.
DDee
Nuh-uh.
Uh-huh.
DDee
Nuh-uh.
Uh-huh.
(To Adam) Fascinating. Now clear the rest of the guns, and don't ever call me M.T. Again (Smacks him at the back of his head)
Give me some good news.
My 14-year-old daughter broke up with her boyfriend.
A poor girl trying to look rich.
Cinderella story.
Last week, I was a bit short with you.
You made your point. Already forgotten.
Yo! NYPD.
Why does that never work?
I'm not holding, man. Search me all you want.
Here's something you've never heard a cop say: I'm gonna take your word for it.
Assault, fraud, burglary, possession of meth, trafficking in meth, trafficking in proscribed wildlife.
Proscribed wildlife?
I'm diversifying.
How about murder?
Yeah, stick it all on me. I'm a pincushion, baby. Just for giggles, who'd I kill?
How'd you cut your hand?
Are you kidding me? I would never...
That's not the answer I'm looking for, Skiver.
Uh... it's a bite, feeding the toucan. Those things are nasty.
Thought you were going to come up with something lame.
She was going out?
Yeah. With Richie Rich. The boyfriend.
A toucan? Really?
Had a cousin that worked with birds. They can be vicious.
Who catalogs every plant in Central Park?
I'm guessing single guy, no kids.
You ever see me rip up a check for 50 grand, do me a favor and shoot me.
Consider it done.
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