Don Flack quotes from CSI: NY

Let me arrest him for swearing on his grandmother.

He's harmless. Think he's all about the dog, you know?

Last time I checked, the murder weapon we confiscated didn't have cute little legs, walking around from toolbox to toolbox.

George Thomas. Assault in the first degree. Aggravated assault in the second degree. Criminal possession of a weapon. I can go on, but I already read War and Peace.

Typical club death. 200 people inside, none of them saw anything.

If a guy works up top, answer me one question. What was Pete Riggs doing down there, 'cause he wasn't working.

Gotta wear a mask to a bank robbery. It's a rule.

Now, how does that thought process work? 'There's the mother of my child on the ground dead. I should probably call 9-1-1 but let me get a little action first.'

We sent the word out and got next to nothing. I spoke to a lot of eyewitnesses. I got everything under the sun. He was shot from a tree. He fell off his horse and shot himself. One lady said aliens came down. This city's full of nuts.

I heard the shot all the way from Sixth Avenue. It shook the windows in my squad car.

Deodorizers? That guy smelled like ass!

You're telling me a crapsicle killed this guy?

There's nothing more depressing than looking at a rich kid's moneyline.

Well, I'm never going to get a better eyewitness account than this. What did you see?

[to Shayna] I've heard your sob-story. Now, I'm waiting to see what the knife in your locker has to say.