“The Lady in the Lake” · Season 9, Episode 6
In this episode: Mac Taylor (17), Adam Ross (16), Jo Danville (15), Dee (7), Don Flack (6), Karma (5), Joseph Skiver (4), Danny Messer (3)
[as Adam is recalling the story in a police station] Wait. Are you kidding me? I thought you said this story was about a princess, not some cops chasing some dude.
It is. I'm just setting it up. Okay? See? It's called backstory.
Well, how about getting to the front story?
[after the crew observes the crime scene] So, we've got a castle and a princess...
And an unhappy ending.
(To a perp he's had to run after) I pulled a hamstring scaling that truck over there. You don't want to mess with me right now.
Drain the pond? How long is this gonna take?
Uh, well, not nearly as long as a lineup takes. Your mom's gonna be... at least another hour, and I don't see anybody rushing over here to take my report, so I think we're stuck.
If you're a cop, why can't you report your stolen car to yourself?
Well, 'cause I'm not a cop. No, I mean, I work with cops. Yeah, I do cop stuff, but I'm a... I'm a Crime Scene Investigator.
Mac?
Another gun?
(Shows him the body of a young woman) Another murder.
She was killed with a rock.
Specifically, Manhattan schist. Which doesn't help us, 'cause the city's full of it.
Stomach contents revealed traces of arothron hispidus, also known as puffer fish.
Very expensive sushi.
And delicious. Her last meal was to die for.
(Over the phone) Christine, uh, when you get this, can you call me? I don't want to leave things... just call me, please.
I found particles combined of nickel, iron and olivine.
Space dust.
That's right, M.T. okay? This is not of this earth.
Nuh-uh.
Uh-huh.
Nuh-uh.
Uh-huh.
(To Adam) Fascinating. Now clear the rest of the guns, and don't ever call me M.T. Again (Smacks him at the back of his head)
Give me some good news.
My 14-year-old daughter broke up with her boyfriend.
A poor girl trying to look rich.
Cinderella story.
Last week, I was a bit short with you.
You made your point. Already forgotten.
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